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    Chanukah Song
    by Adam Sandler


    Put on your yarmulke
    Here comes Chanukah
    So much funukah
    To celebrate Chanukah
    Chanukah is the festival of lights
    Instead of one day of presents,
    we have eight crazy nights

    When you feel like the only kid in town
    without a Christmas tree
    Here's a list of people who are Jewish
    just like you and me
    David Lee Roth lights the menorah
    So do Kirk Douglas, James Caan and the late Dina Shore-ah
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    THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY CHANUKAH IS BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS


    10. There's no "Donny & Marie Chanukah Special."

    9. Eight days of presents (in theory, anyway).

    8. No need to clean the chimney.

    7. There's no latke-nog.

    6. Burl Ives doesn't sing Chanukah songs.

    5. You won't be pressured to buy Chanukah Seals.

    4. You won't see, "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown."

    3. No barking dog version of "I had a Little Driedl."

    2. No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards.

    ... and the Number 1 reason
    Why Chanukah is Better than Christmas...


    1. Blintzes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes.
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    'Twas the night before Chanukah...


    'Twas the night before Chanukah, boychiks and maidels,
    Not a sound could be heard, not even the dreidels.
    The menorah was set on the chimney, just right,
    In the kitchen my Bubbe hut gechapt a bite.
    Salami, pastrami, a glessala tay
    and zayerah pickles with bagels, oy vay!
    Gezunt and geschmacht, the kindelech felt,
    while dreaming of tegelach and Chanukah gelt.

    The clock on the mantle it sure was a tickin',
    and Bubbe was serving a schtickala chicken.
    A tumult arose like a thousand bruchas,
    Santa had fallen and broken his tuchas.
    I put on my slippers, eins, tsvay, drei,
    while Bubba was now on the herring and rye.
    I grabbed my robe and buttoned my gotkes,
    While Bubbe was so busy, devouring those latkes.

    To the window I ran and to my surprise,
    A little red yarmulke greeted my eyes.
    When he got to the door and saw our menorah,
    "Yiddishe kinder," he said, "Keneinahora.
    I thought I was in a goyisha house,
    but as long as I am here, I'll leave a few toys."

    With much geshray, I asked, "Du bist a yid?"
    "Avada, mein numen is Schloimey Claus, kid."
    "Come into the kitchen, I'll get you a dish,
    A guppell, a schtickla fish."
    With smacks of delight, he started his fressen,
    Chopped liver, knaidlech and kreplach gegessen.
    Along with his meal, he had a bissle schnapps,
    For when it came to eating, this boy was the tops!

    He asked for some knishes with pepper and salt,
    but they were so hot, he yelled, "Oy gevalt!"
    Unbottoning his haizen, he rose from the tisch,
    and said, "Your kosher essen is simply delish."
    As he went to the door, he said "See you later.
    I'll be back next Pesach, in time for the seder."

    More rapid than eagles his prancers they came,
    as he whistled and shouted and called them by name:
    "Now Izzy, now Morris, now Yitzchak, now Sammy,
    now Irving and Maxie and Moishe and Manny."
    He gave a geshray as he drove out of sight,
    "A gutten yomtov to all, and to all a good night!"
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    "Dictionary"
    {Thank you, Rabbi S.A.!}


    boychiks and maidels - boys & girls

    dreidels - gambling toy, with letters of Hebrew alphabet on 4 sides.

    menorah - candelabra used to light candles. Sometimes called a Chanukiah for the candelabra exclusive to Chanukah.

    Bubbe - grandmother

    gechapt - took

    glessala tay - glass of tea

    Gezunt - well (a good feeling)

    geschmacht- secure, comfortable

    Chanukah gelt - money, usually given to children as gifts.

    kinderlech -children

    tegelach -a tasty confection made from flour, honey, sugar-you get the idea

    schtickala - a little

    tumult - confusion

    bruchas - blessings

    gotkes - underwear

    yarmulke - little skull cap worn by religious, especially Orthodox Jews.
    Pope wears the thing.

    Keneinahora - actually 3 words: ken, ayin & harah. This phrase means there should be no negative insinuation (literally-no evil eye)

    goyisha house - non-Jewish house

    "mein numen is Schloimey Claus" - "my name is ... "

    knaidlech - matza balls

    kreplach - dough stuffed with meat. wantons. but we were around before the Chinese. They got it from us. We boil them. They fry them.

    fressen - eat, devour

    gegessen-was (were) eaten

    gevalt - holy sh*t (you may substitute something more appropriate, but this is what it means. See the movie "The Frisco Kid" when Gene Wilder and Harrison Ford jump off the cliff into the water)

    geshray - cried out

    yomtov - holiday
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    Homogenized Holidays
    December 7, 2004 | 4:50 p.m.

    "When you live in one of America's 2.5 million Jewish-Christian households, what season is this?" asks writer Terry Mattingly in a provocative column on his site this week. He explores how interfaith families tend to amalgamate holiday celebrations in December, using decorations that symbolize both Christmas and Hanukkah and sending "Chrismukkah" cards. Where's the harm in combining the celebrations? Well, explains Mattingly, besides the fact that the two holidays are "fundamentally incompatible," "The problem with the 'Oy to the World' punch lines is that, for many Jewish and Christian leaders, interfaith marriage isn't funny." It's confusing for kids and those who are searching for a religious anchor in their lives, he says--and combining the holidays only secularizes them further.

    An O'Reilly Christmas
    December 7, 2004 | 3:50 p.m.

    In a discussion about Christmas last Friday, radio and television talk show host Bill O'Reilly said this to a Jewish caller who was concerned about Christmas celebrations in public schools:

    "You have a predominantly Christian nation. You have a federal holiday based on the philosopher Jesus. And you don't wanna hear about it? Come on, [caller] -- if you are really offended, you gotta go to Israel then. I mean because we live in a country founded on Judeo -- and that's your guys' -- Christian, that's my guys' philosophy. But overwhelmingly, America is Christian. And the holiday is a federal holiday honoring the philosopher Jesus. So, you don't wanna hear about it? Impossible."

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    Mel and the Maccabees
    The Hanukkah story could be the script for Mel Gibson's next biblical epic. Will it cause the religious tensions 'Passion' did?

    By David Klinghoffer



    Anyone who took offense at Mel Gibson’s "The Passion of the Christ", with its depiction of Jewish leaders condemning Jesus, should get ready soon to be offended all over again. Gibson, it is reported, has his heart set on doing a movie version of the story commemorated by Hanukkah. His text will be the novel "My Glorious Brothers" by Howard Fast. Ironically, this book is a sentimental favorite with the older-generation Jewish audience that also tends to be the main financial supporter of Gibson’s primary antagonist, the Anti-Defamation League, which led the drive to condemn "The Passion" as anti-Semitic. The Fast novel tells the story of Jewish heroes, circa 167 B.C.E., who defeat Greek oppressors of the Jewish people, retake the Jerusalem Temple, and relight the great menorah.
    So what’s so offensive? If this sounds, on the contrary, like a mollifying gesture to ADL national director Abraham Foxman, you might want to look a little more closely at what Hanukkah is actually about.

    Many Jews grew up thinking of Hanukkah (which in 2004 falls on December 8-15) as an innocuous children’s festival. Actually the Maccabean revolt was deadly serious business, and it recalls one of the great tensions in our own modern American society: the conflict was between what today one might call religious fundamentalists and the secular elite.

    Here’s what happened. Jewish Palestine had fallen into the clutches of the Greek kingdom of the Seleucids, with their tyrant Antiochus Epiphanes, headquartered in Syria. While the Greeks were not anti-Jewish per se, they had little patience with the perceived particularism and parochialism of Judaism. (I say "perceived" because Judaism’s vision, when properly understood, is in fact highly universal.) The Greek vision was one of mutual theological acceptance. They were relativists, in the sense we know today, believing that not only the God of Israel but all the gods should be worshipped at the Jerusalem Temple--and believing that dissenters from their “tolerance” deserved to be suppressed.

    Religiously committed Jews, however, were less troubled by the Greek Syrians themselves than by Jewish “Hellenists” in Palestine, and in the holy city itself, who had thrown in their lot with the Greeks. This was a way of social climbing. By embracing Greek culture, with its aggressive relativism, ambitious Jewish elites hoped to improve their own social standing in Greek eyes. They embraced Greek customs that religious Jews found disturbing – exercising naked in the gymnasium, with an emphasis on discus-throwing in the nude, or (far worse) effacing their circumcisions through a surgical operation involving cutting a flap of skin around the penis and letting it hang by weights. In his standard history of the period, "Alexander to Actium," Professor Peter Green calls this “select club of progressive Hellenizers” a “specially favored cosmopolitan class dedicated to social and political self-advancement,” seeking “sociological privilege and status.”
    It all starts to sound like a Tom Wolfe novel. The secular elite were so determined to drive their religious fellow countrymen, whom they regarded as socially inferior, from the capital that finally they took the step of outlawing Jewish practice in Jerusalem itself. The Hellenized Jews burned books of the Torah, made circumcision a capital offense, and sacrificed a pig on the Temple altar.

    This drove the religiously faithful--the “fundamentalists,” as the Hellenizers would have called them if they had spoken modern American English--to revolt. Pitting Jew against Jew, the resulting civil war was led by the Maccabee brothers, who whupped the forces of “liberal polytheism,” as Green puts it. The conservatives, he continues, “were stronger, and more numerous, and the more passionate in their beliefs: they stood firm in the face of odds, and were prepared to make sacrifices, indeed to die, for what they held most dear.” Shades of the 2004 presidential election? Maybe so. And this conservative victory is what Jews for 2000 years have celebrated at Hanukkah.

    The same conflict reflected in the Hanukkah story is still being enacted down to our own time. Though every Jewish festival has its unique relevance to our contemporary lives, Hanukkah’s relevance is especially provocative and especially political.

    When the news of Gibson’s interest in Howard Fast’s novel was picked up in the media, Foxman reportedly told Fast’s widow he would “feel more comfortable putting it in the hands of Mr. [Harvey] Weinstein than Mr. Gibson.” The irony is delicious. Weinstein is the Hollywood producer who co-founded Miramax and made X-rated art movies like "The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover" and "Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!" as well as, more recently, "Fahrenheit 9/11" and "Kill Bill: Vol. 2." If Harvey Weinstein and motion pictures had been around in 167 B.C.E., Weinstein would have been the guy making “controversial” films about naked discus-throwing.
    How secular liberals, Jewish and otherwise, will respond to the new Gibson effort is an interesting question. "The Passion" proved to be an embarrassment for the ADL and others who predicted that the film’s supposed anti-Semitism would expose America’s Jewish community to medieval-style perils. Of course, no such thing came to pass. All that the protests succeeded in doing was to ensure that many, many more people would see Gibson’s film than would have done so had there (without the ADL’s efforts) been no controversy to begin with.

    For the folks who made such an aggressive and pointless fuss about "The Passion," there would seem to be two choices. The first is, once again, to raise a ruckus about how Gibson again casts Jews (in this case the secular liberal Hellenizers) as bad guys, and accomplish nothing positive. The other is to let Gibson alone. Personally, not myself being a big fan of the overlong, gratuitously violent "Passion," I would like to see him get back to the kind of spiritual thriller that caught his imagination when he starred in M. Night Shyamalan’s fabulously gripping "Signs."

    Letting Gibson alone would maximize the chances of our avoiding a whole string of heavy-handed, biblically-inspired historical dramas with contemporary relevance. Undoubtedly the controversy sparked by the release of "The Passion" pumped up ticket sales, with many viewers feeling, not without reason, that Gibson had been persecuted just like Jesus was. Without the aura of martyrdom around the new film, perhaps it will be recognized for what "The Passion" actually was--a kind of film that doesn’t put Gibson’s considerable gifts to their best use. This, all around, seems the best strategy.

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    i would say good idea...but be carefull who you send to as some might be offended.

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    [b]'Twas The Night Before Christmas - Jewish Style


    'Twas the night before Christmas,
    and we, being Jews,
    My girlfriend and me-
    we had nothing to do.

    The Gentiles were home,
    hanging stockings with care,
    Secure in the knowledge
    St. Nick would be there.

    But for us, once the Hanukkah candles burned down,
    There was nothing but boredom all over town.

    The malls and the theaters were all closed up tight;
    There weren't any concerts to got to that night.
    A dance would have saved us, some ballroom or swing,
    But we searched through the papers; there wasn't a thing.

    Outside the window sat two feet of snow;
    With the wind-chill, they said it was fifteen below.
    And while all I could do was sit there and brood,
    My girl saved the night and called out "CHINESE FOOD!"

    So we ran to the closet, grabbed hats, mitts and boots
    To cover out heads, our hands, and our foots.
    We pulled on our jackets, all puffy with down.
    And boarded "The T," bound for old Chinatown.

    In search of a restaurant: "Which one? Lets decide!"
    We chose "Hunan Chozer," and ventured inside.
    Around us sat other Jews, their platters piled high
    With the finest of foods their money could buy:

    There was roast duck and fried fake squid, (sweet, sour and spiced,)
    Dried kosher beef and mixed veggies, lo mein and fried rice,
    Whole fish and moo shi and "shrimp" chow mee foon,
    And General Gaus chicken and ma po tofu....

    When at last we decided, and the waiter did call,
    We said: "Skip the menu!" and ordered it all.
    And when in due time the food was all made,
    It came to the table in a sort of parade.

    Before us sat dim sum, spare ribs and egg rolls,
    And four different soups, in four great, huge bowls.
    The courses kept coming, from spicy to mild,
    And higher and higher toward the ceiling were piled.

    So much piled up, one dish after the other,
    My girlfriend and I couldn't see one another!
    Now we sat there, we two, without proper utensils,
    While they handed us something that looked like two pencils.

    We ate till we couldn't and drank down our teas
    And barely had room for our fortune cookies.
    But my fortune was perfect; it summed up the mood
    When it said: "Even if it was kosher, it was still Chinese food!."

    And my girlfriend-well ... she got a real winner;
    Hers said: "Your companion will pay for the dinner."

    Our bellies were full and at last it was time
    To travel back home and write some bad rhyme
    Of our Chinatown trek (and to privately speak
    About trying to refine our chopstick technique).

    The MSG spun round and round in our heads,
    As we tripped and we laughed and gaily we said,
    As we carried our leftovers home through the night;
    "Good Yom Tov to all-and to all a Good Night!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by menanamama
    i would say good idea...but be carefull who you send to as some might be offended.
    I agree. I personally would not be offended and know of others who think it's a great idea. Seems to me that these cards are meant for families of mixed faiths, and when you are in a family where you have to share and honor each other's beliefs I think this would be a light-hearted way to acknowledge both.

    Yes, I could see people being offended but people will find offense in anything. We are a country of many cultures and of many religions. Better people share the joys and ideals of thier beliefs than to fight and discriminate. Just my opinion.

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    Chrismukah


    I received this bulletin today and thought I should pass it on in time to save everyone the embarrassment of making passe, partisan holiday plan faux pas.

    RE: Chrismukah

    Subject: UNEXPECTED MERGER

    Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, it was announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Hanukkah will merge. An industry source said that the deal had been in the works about 1300 years.

    While details were not available at press time, it is believed that the over-head cost of having twelve days of Christmas and eight days of Hanukkah was becoming prohibitive for both sides. By combining forces, we're told, the world will be able to enjoy consistently high-quality service during the Fifteen Days of Chrismukah, as the new holiday is being called.

    Massive layoffs are expected, with lords a-leaping and maids a-milking being the hardest hit.

    As part of the conditions of the agreement, the letters on the dreydl, currently in Hebrew, will be replaced by Latin, thus becoming unintelligible to a wider audience.

    Also, instead of translating to "A great miracle happened there," the message on the dreydl will be the more generic "Miraculous stuff happens."

    In exchange, it is believed that Jews will be allowed to use Santa Claus and his vast merchandising resources for buying and delivering their gifts.

    One of the sticking points holding up the agreement for at least three hundred years was the question of whether Jewish children could leave milk and cookies for Santa even after having eaten meat for dinner. A breakthrough came last year, when Oreos were finally declared to be Kosher. All sides appeared happy about this.

    Fortunately for all concerned, he said, Kwanzaa will help to maintain the competitive balance. He then closed the press conference by leading all
    present in a rousing rendition of "Oy Vey, All Ye Faithful.
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    Re: Do You think this is a *good idea* ? "Chrismukkah" cards ??

    Well I have been living Christmukkah since I married my hubby. His father decided to become Jewish but not all the way, just the Kosher part. So every holiday we couldn't put milk in the gravy since we had meat for the meal. Then we had to watch the dairy like cheese. Some things just could not be mixed.

    Kinda drove me crazy. I just let hubby take care of it. Sometimes I would make a mistake---put milk in the gravy---and we wouldn't tell him. He isn't with us this year. He passed away last Feb. Got lung cancer. He thought he was eating healthy but the second hand smoke from his wife gave him cancer. Sad.

    I could not live Kosher. Sorry.

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