Thread: Why Women Lie

Why Women Lie: One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river,
her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared
and asked "Why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her
thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed the thimble to
help her husband in making a living for the two of them. The Lord went
down into the water and reappeared with a golden thimble." Is this
your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No." The Lord
again went down and came up with a wooden thimble. "Is this your
thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The
Lord went down again and came up with a silver thimble. "Is this your
thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was
pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to
keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some time later, the
seamstress was walking with her husband along the river bank, and her
husband fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord again
appeared and asked her, why are you crying?" "Oh, Lord, my husband has
fallen into the water!"The Lord went down into the water and came up
with Mel Gibson" Is this your husband?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried
the seamstress. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The seamstress replied "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would
have come up with Tom Cruise. Then if I said no' to him, you would
have come up with my husband.
Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm
not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all
three husbands, so THAT'S why I said yes' to Mel Gibson. "The moral of
this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable
reason, and for the benefit of others. That's our story, and we're
sticking to it. Have a GREAT Day!