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    Apples All Around

    Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked.

    Now Men... men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the heck out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

    (Hey wait a second! Who wrote that??)
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    Re: Apples All Around

    lol i like that

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    Re: Apples All Around

    I'm an apple at the top of the tree and I love white seedless grapes
    Toodles, Nanajoanie

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    Re: Apples All Around

    Nana---if we have too many seedless grapes the human race in in trouble.

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    Re: Apples All Around

    Thats cute T - I like that.

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    Re: Apples All Around

    Quote Originally Posted by janelle
    Nana---if we have too many seedless grapes the human race in in trouble.
    No white seedless grapes make white wine There are other ways to train the male species
    Toodles, Nanajoanie

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    Re: Apples All Around

    We got adds for apples at the top of page. Funny. I like to see what adds pop up with the subject of the thread. LOL

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    Re: Apples All Around

    Quote Originally Posted by janelle
    We got adds for apples at the top of page. Funny. I like to see what adds pop up with the subject of the thread. LOL
    I've noticed that before - a topic for the thread usually has adds associated with that. But it's so fast. Amazing
    Toodles, Nanajoanie

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    Re: Apples All Around

    Nana I think "T" is trying to make up for his other post.lol

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    Re: Apples All Around

    Thank you tsquared. I needed to read this tonight.

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