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    DBD and Gerky started it....

    I wasn't going to get involved but since they started it with the campaign promises....

    I promise to visit each and every female member who votes for me as MOD 2004 and give a private dance! Any function, party or get together they plan. As an extra inncentive I will give the BBS member (female) who votes for me their own personal lap dance. Just be forwarned that KATT will show up for each and every event and she gets wild! Sorry men but maybe I can talk KATT and Mom2jal into giving each of you a private dance. Thank you and good night. This concludes my official campaign as MOD in 2004.

    The preceding ad was approved by Crick and the committee to elect Crick as male stripper of BBS, we mean MOD 2004. By the way would someone tell KATT that I need my leather thong back.
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    Re: DBD and Gerky started it....

    I will pm you with my address.

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    Re: DBD and Gerky started it....

    Quote Originally Posted by Patchouli
    I will pm you with my address.
    OK...Let me know the date and time. Need time to get me costume dry cleaned and my thong back from KATT.
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    Re: DBD and Gerky started it....

    lmao

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    Re: DBD and Gerky started it....

    Well let's see. I think I'm free Saturday night. Is that too soon?

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    Re: DBD and Gerky started it....

    Quote Originally Posted by Angel Lips
    lmao
    Aren't you working for the competition? LOL I'm just trying to give the voters a choice. A male dancer for their (the ladies) get together (and KATT or Mom2jal for the guys) or a Gerky pickle? Now we have to see what Tasha is offering!

    Patch if you can get KATT to give me back my thong by then!
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    my Eyes My Eyes
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    Quote Originally Posted by suprtruckr
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    James, which do you want? KATT or Mom2jal? Maybe Angeleyes28? Or how about I offer all three to entertain you!
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    Re: DBD and Gerky started it....

    Quote Originally Posted by Crick
    Aren't you working for the competition? LOL I'm just trying to give the voters a choice. A male dancer for their (the ladies) get together (and KATT or Mom2jal for the guys) or a Gerky pickle? Now we have to see what Tasha is offering!

    Patch if you can get KATT to give me back my thong by then!
    Yup im working for gherky but dont you think your male voters will be sold out if only you give the females the dancers, see what if they want the dance from you. are you willing to shake your booty for some men votes too. Dont be sexiest now..lmao. But instead you want the other two to dance for the men, but it should really be you dancing for them all...lol See atleast we can hand out pickles to the males and females...lol.... this is fun.

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    Re: DBD and Gerky started it....

    I'll vote for you if you dance for my birthday July 24, Sat. pm. I'll even buy you a new see thru thong I'm old but I'm not dead or blind
    Toodles, Nanajoanie

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    Re: DBD and Gerky started it....

    Quote Originally Posted by Angel Lips
    Yup im working for gherky but dont you think your male voters will be sold out if only you give the females the dancers, see what if they want the dance from you. are you willing to shake your booty for some men votes too. Dont be sexiest now..lmao. But instead you want the other two to dance for the men, but it should really be you dancing for them all...lol See atleast we can hand out pickles to the males and females...lol.... this is fun.
    It's called knowing the voters. The male voters want a female dancer and the females want a male dancer. Hey, I have no problems if any guy wants me to dance at his party but I draw the line at giving them a lap dance! As for handling out pickles....Just remember they (pickles) were once cucumbers!!! So do the female voters want a large, firm, juicy cucumber or do they want a short, wrinkled, sour pickle???

    Nana...so I can count on you and Patch to be my campaign managers and book my appearences?
    A true southern gentleman. Hillary in 2012!!! The new Invisible Man

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