Thread: Women are like apples on the tree - joke

Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......

So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!
And...
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

My hubby Tice climbed to the top of the tree for me. A very special man. When I would do something for him like bring him a cup of coffee without being asked he'd say 'you're gooder than an angel' If I gave him a compliment he would say 'you're spreading me with the high priced spread' And I never stomped him Just thought the women/apple tree was interesting.

Originally Posted by DAVESBABYDOLL

Who's Willing To Climb To The Top Of The Tree??

I think i have...............

Originally Posted by DAVESBABYDOLL

Really ?

Yes really