Clever (joke)

[dena_darling]

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to
her "if you release me from this trap I will grant you three wishes".

The woman freed the frog. The frog said "thank you but I failed to mention
that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you wish for
your husband will get 10 times more or better!"

The woman said" That will be o.k.". For her first wish she wanted to be the
most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her "you realize that
this will make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis
that women will flock to."

The woman replied "That will be o.k because I will be the most beautiful
woman in the world and he will only have eyes for me" So KAZAM- she's
the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish she wanted to be the richest woman in the world and
the frog said "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and
he will be ten times richer than you. "The woman replied "That will be o.k
because whats mine is his and whats his is mine. So KAZAM she's the
richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish and she answered "I'd like
a mild heart attack"

Moral of the story. Women are clever *****es. Don't mess with them.

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[LunaChick]

hehehehehe

[nanajoanie]

[Tas]

Nice one.