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10-30-2003, 01:44 PM #1GOT KERMIT
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Why Men Are Just Happier People!!!
I just had to share this with you all........................
Why Men Are Just Happier People?
(What do you expect from such simple Creatures!)
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress -- $5000; tux rental -- $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three pack.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.NEVER FIGHT WITH A PIG-YOU WILL GET MUDDY AND THE PIG WILL LOVE IT!!!
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10-30-2003, 01:52 PM #2BigBig Moderator
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Re: Why Men Are Just Happier People!!!
They are?Originally posted by MsPiggy44
Why Men Are Just Happier People?
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10-30-2003, 02:15 PM #3The quiet and shy one
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How can they not be?
Dear Lord, please give me the strength to not slap an idiot today......Amen.
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10-30-2003, 02:18 PM #4BigBig Moderator
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most Men suck ...
Lydia they are happier I guess because we do all the work..cook,clean,have the babies,laundry etc.... *smacks first guy she sees
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10-30-2003, 02:29 PM #5GOT KERMIT
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You not kidding.......LOLLydia they are happier I guess because we do all the work..cook,clean,have the babies,laundry etc.... *smacks first guy she seesNEVER FIGHT WITH A PIG-YOU WILL GET MUDDY AND THE PIG WILL LOVE IT!!!
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10-30-2003, 02:41 PM #6Banned
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hehehe...
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10-30-2003, 02:56 PM #7BBS Wrecking Crew of One
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Your point being?
When I said "Love Thy Neighbor"....I MEANT it!!! - God
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10-30-2003, 03:00 PM #8Banned
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Men made the rules.... of course they favor men.
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10-30-2003, 03:02 PM #9BBS Wrecking Crew of One
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I like the part where we conned them by saying "I am the man of the house - I make the decisions" Never thought she would fall for that!
When I said "Love Thy Neighbor"....I MEANT it!!! - God
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10-30-2003, 03:07 PM #10BigBig Moderator
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Oh, no you don't danny...I don't fall for that lolOriginally posted by Danny
I like the part where we conned them by saying "I am the man of the house - I make the decisions" Never thought she would fall for that!
Tech, God created men first,when he realized the mistakes he made with his first try ,he created WOMEN
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10-30-2003, 03:13 PM #11Banned
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DBD, you haven't read my other thread...lol
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