Thread: 20 Clues That A Woman Should Call It A Night

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.
2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while
yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe
I could do it too.
4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye
Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.
5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which I'm eating even though
I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.
6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.
7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.
8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.
9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my boss.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing
or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep
them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
13. I yell at the bartender, who cheated me by giving me just lemonade,
but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.
14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.
15. I start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrong
way but..."
16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.
17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be
standing) and take a quick nap.
19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on
the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.
20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having
problems walking straight.

*GASP*

Where you spying on me on my 50th birthday?

**"2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around."**

I plead the 5th.

20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.

They hurt my feet. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

why do most of these things seem vaguely familiar? lol
i think i'll plea the 5th and mozey on outta here

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing

But, we were playing strip spoons and I lost.

IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE LET'S TAKE OFF ALL OUR CLOTHES...................

#7 was me in those days i care not to think about lol!

the rest i take 5th on too! lol!!!

LOL Danny these are too.....too true....lol