"The Rapture" causes traffic accident

[Technologist]

A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye witnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus.

"She started screaming "He's back, He's back" and climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everett Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene. "I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said.

She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say. "This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was dressed up as Jesus and was on his way to a toga costume party when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow up sex dolls filled with helium which floated up into the air.

Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said , "Come back here," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else.

When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."

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[Jolie Rouge]

OKAY .....



This certainly belongs in our "Weird News" collection

Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was dressed up as Jesus and was on his way to a toga costume party when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow up sex dolls filled with helium which floated up into the air. ... pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said , "Come back here,"

Would be hilarious except for the tragic events ...

[jaybird]

Too weird for me. Jesus with sex dolls.

[NINK]

that is so odd, she sure was devoted. why on earth did he fill them with helium? who invites jesus and sex dolls to the same party?

[jaybird]

I don't know, but I'm glad I was busy that night!!! I could have dusted off my old nun's costume though...

[captorquewrench]

funny story, but it's a UL.

[ImaGApeach]

is this for real?

[Technologist]

I actually found it on SNOPES.com, while checking something else out, and thought that "most" everybody here would laugh....

Here's another one I found....

http://www.bigbigforums.com/showthre...hreadid=333908

[jaybird]

When the thugs stole Sarah's car over the 4th of July weekend, they cleaned it out before ditching it. She didn't have a dashboard Jesus, but she had a St. Christopher medal that clipped to her visor. (you guys haven't ridden with Sarah, or you'd understand!) They stole St. Christopher. And her guardian saint medallion that hung on her mirror. SHAME on them.

[Technologist]

Stealing religious medallions!!!! D@mned heathens....

[jaybird]

No kidding. Trashing and wrecking her car, stealing a hundred cds, 2 concert tickets, her ball gloves and her tip money is nothing. Stealing St. Christopher...well they're going to Hell for sure!