Thread: Malpractice Assurance -Joke
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08-28-2003, 01:29 PM #1Registered User
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Malpractice Assurance -Joke
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear that small inner voice trying to reassure him: "Howard. Don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of your patients, and you won't be the last."
But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality: "Howard. You're a veterinarian."Name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now.
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08-28-2003 01:29 PM # ADS
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08-28-2003, 02:48 PM #2kinkysax
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hehehehehe.
Hate is easy. Loves takes courage.
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08-28-2003, 03:50 PM #3mom on a mission
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ROFLMAO, I almost spit pop on the monitor!!!
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