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    Bizarre choice of the day for Saturday

    I have been dreading making a dental appointment. Stubby has to have a prostate biospy. Things in my life make me think strange things.

    So, without further ado, today's bizarre choice.

    Would you rather be given a rectal exam by a dentist or have a cavity filled by a proctologist?



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    I'll take the rectal from the Dentist, sorry but I would not want the proctologists hands in my mouth from where they have been, no one needs the potential chocolate sampling. lol.

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    Originally posted by 1busymomma
    I'll take the rectal from the Dentist, sorry but I would not want the proctologists hands in my mouth from where they have been, no one needs the potential chocolate sampling. lol.
    LOL I am thinking the same thing!!!!!!!!!

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    Definitly the rectal exam...I had an obstetrician once that used to joke that his second job was as a dentist. Ewww.
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    I am going with the majority..lol

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    Originally posted by 1busymomma
    I'll take the rectal from the Dentist, sorry but I would not want the proctologists hands in my mouth from where they have been, no one needs the potential chocolate sampling. lol.
    Ditto

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    I'd have to go with everyone else. Just the thoughts.
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    Re: Bizarre choice of the day for Saturday

    Originally posted by jaybird
    have a cavity filled by a proctologist?



    ummmm. isn't this what USUALLY happens anyway????

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    hmmmm I would have to say I'd rather have the cavity filled...I can always make him wear new gloves! No dental drills going near my procto area!
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    I say cavity filled. I think proctologists go to school longer than dentists do, and filling a cavity seems like it'd be easier than giving a rectal exam. Sooo, I think he's more likely to know what to do than the dentist in the rectal area.

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    Actually - I'll tale the dental exam - my reasoning is that the proctologist has an MD and is more knowlegable about the human body in total than the dentist. And I know for a fact that the proctologist not only wears disposable gloves, but also washes his hands. Dr Dentist has NO experience back there (I hope) and would only be looking for teeth to drill and fill
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