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    Your the reason our kids are ugly!

    A while back me and hubby were listening to the radio the DJ was taking requests each one got more and more boring you know requests for a song and then the listener says something like yes I want to dedicate it to the woman I love, and choking up with emotion, would say my wife who stood by me for 45 years or the one dedicating a song to the man I love I met just last night. Well then came the clincher a woman called in all in tears wanting the DJ to play a song for her special man they been together for a long time, he just left her due to an argument and has been gone overnight and how much she misses him and how much the kids misses him and all she wants is for him to come home, the DJ listens attentively and asks what song does she want him to play, she says, "I trust you pick a song that conveys my love and true feelings for him, I know he is listening and knows I mean it. So the DJ said OK he would pick her a good love song with true feeling and he did. Hubby and me could not help but laugh like crazy when we heard the song, "Your the reason our kids are ugly!" anyway I think this is the title.

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    LOL

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    LOL. I wonder what that woman thought! I d/l that for my MIL a while back I tried to find the lyrics for you, but came up empty. It's by Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty if you're looking for it.

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    ROFL!!

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    You're the reason I'm a-ridin' 'round on recapped tyres.
    An' you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on walls.
    An' you're the reason our kids are ugly little darlins'.
    Ah but looks ain't everything,
    And money ain't everything.
    But' I love you just the same.

    You're the reason I changed to beer from soda pop.
    An' you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop.
    You're the reason our kids are ugly little darlins'.
    Oh, but looks ain't everything,
    And money ain't everything.
    But' I love you just the same.

    I guess that we won't ever have, everything we need.
    'Cause when we get ahead, it's got another mouth to feed.

    And that's the reason my good looks and my figure's gone.
    And that's the reason I ain't got no hair to comb.
    An' you're the reason our kids are ugly little darlins'.
    Ah but looks ain't everything,
    And money ain't everything.
    But' I love you just the same.

    Conway, why in the devil don't you gon and shave an' put on a clean pair of pants?

    Loretta, look at yourself.
    I wish you'd take them curlers out of your hair an' go put on a little bit of make up.
    An' get out of the housecoat before supper.

    Ha! Well let me tell you somethin', Conway.
    Considerin' everything I went through today, I look like a movie star.

    Yeah, Ruth Cassidy!

    Thank you.

    Besides that, all of our kids took after your part of our family anyway.

    Oh they did, huh? What about the one's that's bald?

    Well, I guess you might say they took after me.


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    LMAO! That's cute!
    Hugs to {{{erwinmst}}}

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    LMAO!
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    LOL What the title of that song? Oh my. HAHAHAHAHA

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