Thread: Joke...(rated pg 13) LOL!

Thought this was quite funny!


A blonde young woman in New York was so depressed that
> > > > she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.
> > > > She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid
> > > > water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.
> > >
> > > > He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for.
> > > > I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you
> > > > away on my ship.
> > > > I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving
> > > > closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll
> > > > keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
> > > > The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose?
> > > > Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.
> > >
> > > > That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a
lifeboat.
> > > > From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a
piece
> > > > of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks
> later,
> > > > during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain.
> "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
> > > > "He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Staten Island
> > > > Ferry."

LOL

OMG LMAO!!!