Thread: All is Forgiven...lol

Jack awoke up at home with a huge hangover. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a
couple of aspirins and a glass of ice water on the bedside
table. He sits up and sees his clothing piled on a side chair,
all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the bedroom and
sees that everything is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So's
the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a
note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early
to go shopping. Love you, Pat"


So Jack drags his butt to the kitchen, and sure enough
there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His visiting
daughter is at the table, eating. Jack asks her, " Honey, what
happened last night?"


His daughter says, "Well, you came home after midnight, a bit
drunk and whacked out, broke a small table when you fell into it,
puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you
stumbled into the door."


Jack, now confused and puzzled, asks, "So, why is everything ok,
and breakfast on the table waiting for me?"

His daughter replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave
me alone, I'm married!"

ohhh that was so sweet......will have to share it with my gf's