1. #1

    Join Date
    Nov 2000
    Location
    Livin' in Fast-Forward
    Posts
    1,616
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Talking Why I Am So Tired (JOKE)

    Sorry this is so messy looking and excuse the language please LOL I couldn't resist sending this one out.


    WHY I AM SO TIRED...
    > > >
    > > > > For a couple years I've been blaming it on
    > > > > lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too
    > > > > much pressure from my job, earwax buildup,
    > > > > poor blood or anything else I could think of.
    > > > >
    > > > > But now I found out the real reason:
    > > > > I'm tired because I'm overworked!
    > > > >
    > > > > Here's why:
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > The population of this country is 273 million.
    > > > > 140 million are retired.
    > > > > That leaves 133 million to do the work.
    > > > >
    > > > > There are 85 million in school, which leaves
    > > > > 48 million to do the work.
    > > > >
    > > > > Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal
    > > > > government, leaving 19 million to do the work.
    > > > >
    > > > > 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied
    > > > > with killing the Taliban.. Which leaves 16.2 million
    > > > > to do the work.
    > > > >
    > > > > Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work
    > > > > for state and city governments And that leaves
    > > > > 1.4 million to do the work.
    > > > >
    > > > > At any given time there are 188,000 people in
    > > > > hospitals,
    > > > > Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
    > > > >
    > > > > Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
    > > > > That leaves just two people to do the work.
    > > > >
    > > > > You and me.
    > > > >
    > > > > And there you are sitting on your ass, at your
    > > > > computer, reading jokes.
    > > > >
    > > > > Nice, real nice.

  2. # ADS
    Circuit advertisement Why I Am So Tired (JOKE)
    Join Date
    Always
    Location
    Advertising world
    Posts
    Many
     

  3. #2
    Shancopp's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    I'm a Hoosier!
    Posts
    6,637
    Thanks
    107
    Thanked 212 Times in 136 Posts
    Well, if you're sitting there typing it and I'm sitting here reading it, NO work is getting done!! LOL!
    Got a Scion? PM me!

  4. #3

    Join Date
    Nov 2000
    Location
    Indiana/Ohio
    Posts
    3,457
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    That's awesome....LOL
    The Lizard Queen sees and knows all. Do not tempt her wrath!

  5. #4

    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Orange Virginia
    Posts
    2,782
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    LOL!!!
    Every day I live I am more convinced that the waste of life lies in the love we have not given, the powers we have not used, the selfish prudence that will risk nothing and which, shirking pain, misses happiness as well.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Log in

Log in