HELP!! I need holiday poop

[lovechild]

Does anyone have the link to the site for the holiday poop??

I have tried a search and well that thing doesn't work worth a hoot.

I am hoping someone knows what I am talking about!!

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[Jolie Rouge]

*nooo...*

Could you be a a little more descriptive ?

[lovechild]

Ok for christmas you can put marshmallows in a ziploc bag with this peom tag.

Heard you been naughty
so hear is the scoop
all you are getting
is snowman poop

There were other holiday ones too........
reindeer poop
easter bunny poop
leprecaun poop

ETC

Does that help???

[lovechild]

BIG THANKS honeybear39429


Yeppers that is it!!! Thank-you Thank-you

[miccit]

Is there one with Easter Bunny poo? I would love one for DH!

[lovechild]

Not at this site... I am searching still!!

[lovechild]

thanks for the verse You are the BEST!!!!

[miccit]

Thanks HB!!!

[bloomingdasee]

HAHAHA-- I know what my SIL is giving her nephews and niece for easter. LOL
That is so cutes

[LadyBones]

For the Easter poop, If you don't want to put chocolate covered peanut's or raisins, you can put in a handfull of cocopuffs! you can buy a box of it and it would be cheaper if you wanted to save money...lol

[auntnanny]

This is VERY LONG but it is my personal collection! LOL
For all of these crafts of the seeds or poops, I just use the snack size candy bags or I have found at Wal-mart the small ziploc bags in the craft section that are usually 1.50 for 100 of them. Just put a handful of the candies in the bags and print out your poems and attach. You can even decorate with ribbon if you so desire.

For all of these crafts of the seeds or poops, I just use the snack size candy bags or I have found at Wal-mart the small ziploc bags in the craft section that are usually 1.50 for 100 of them. Just put a handful of the candies in the bags and print out your poems and attach. You can even decorate with ribbon if you so desire.

Candy Cane Seeds (Peppermint candies)

I once knew a gardner, who could grow
Bright tasty candies, right out of the snow.
I asked him to share his secret with me
And this is what he said quite readily.

To garden in winter, is difficult you see
It takes lots of care and a very special seed
I'll give you some to grow your own treats
You'll soon reap a harvest of candy cane sweets.

Fish Seeds
(Use Goldfish Crackers in a baggie)

It's known you like to fish alot
Your line dropped in the water,
But sometimes they aren't biting,
So you just can't catch what you ought'er!
When those times come, grab this lil' pack
Of "ready to grow" fish seeds.
Then raise them 'til they fit the size
Your best "fish stories" need!




Pumpkin Poop (Use candy corn or marshmallow pumpkins)

I started to carve a pumpkin
with my carving knife and scoop
But the pumpkin got so scared
He took a little poop!
It looked so cute and funny
Just like a candy treat
So I'm sharing it with you now
Because you are so sweet!

Pumpkin Hugs & Kisses (Hershey's Hugs)

No scary ghosts
Nor ugly witches
Or creepy little bugs
Just a little surprise of
Halloween wishes
And lots of hugs and kisses.




Reindeer Poop #1
(Use chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins or malted milk balls)

For all the souls who hate the noise
Of Christmas cheer and lights and toys
For Mr. Scrooge, and Mrs. too,
Here's a little gift for you...

A lump of coal won't be enough
To make up for the shine and fluff.
So, here's a scoop of reindeer poop
To Offset all that Christmas Goop!!!

Reindeer Poop #2

I woke up with such a scare when I heard Santa call...
"Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!
I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts,
those nasty little reindeer had left "little gifts".
I got an old shovel and started to scoop
Neat little piles of "reindeer poop".
But to throw them away, seemed such a waste,
So I saved them, thinking ~ you might like a taste!

Reindeer Poop #3

We were awakened when we heard Santa call,
"Dash away, dash away, dash away all!"
But soon we discovered, out on our lawn,
Santa and his reindeer were all gone.
With our little shovel, we started to scoop,
All of the droppings....... "YUCK," reindeer poop!
But then we so generously filled up your sack,
Hope you have a Merry Christmas and enjoy your snack!

Reindeer Poop #4

Christmas is coming and so are the deer
Listen closely and you will hear,
And 'long with them come a special treat,
Reindeer droppings for you to eat!!!

Snowman Poop #1 (Use miniature marshmallows)

Dear __________
I hear you've been naughty,
So listen, here's the scoop...
I'm running short on coal this year,
So you get "Snowman Poop."
Love Santa




Snowman Poop #2

In the cold of winter when snow arrives,
All the snowmen dance and feel alive
If you follow in their tracks,
You will find little droppings from their cracks.
Round and white, so sweet and light
Eat one, eat two, and have sweet dreams tonight !

Snowman Poop #3

Santa's been makin' his list
and checkin' it twice,
He knows that you've been naughty
Not nice...
Since coal is so expensive
Here's the scoop
Santa has left you
Snowman Poop!

Snowman Poop #4

Santa came and went last night
Traveling on his worldwide loop
Because you weren't so good this year
You get no coal, just snowman poop.
Round and white, so sweet and light
East some and have good dreams tonight!


Elf Poop (Red & Green M&M's)

The elves were so sick they couldn't make toys
And Santa had to fill all those stockings.
He gathered the only thing the elves could make...
Here are your Elfin droppings !


Snowman Soup (Christmas Cup filled with 1 hot chocolate mix, candy cane, a couple of candy kisses,and marshmallows)
Was told you've been real good this year.
Always glad to hear it!
With freezing weather drawing near,
You'll need to warm the spirit.
So here's a little Snowman Soup
Complete with stirring stick.
Add hot water, sip it slow.
It's sure to do the trick!








Rudolph Noses (Red Hots)

Rudolph's nose is very bright
He helps guide Santa's sleigh
Without it in the dark night sky
They might not find their way.
So just in case dear Rudy's nose
Is kaput, goes on the blink
We have these spare "red nose seeds"
To repair him in a wink!

Magic Reindeer Food (dry oatmeal, sugar & candy sprinkles for baking) I take 1/2 cup of oatmeal 1/2 cup sugar and 1/2 bottle of sprinkles and shake together.

Be sure to take this magic food and sprinkle on the lawn,
On Christmas, Santa's reindeer travel miles before the dawn.
The smell of oats and glitter path will guide them on their way
And you'll wake up to Santa's gifts next morn on Christmas Day!



Golf Ball Seeds (little round white beads)

With balls in the water or lost on the court
This is just what a player needs.
To replenish your stash of golf balls,
Just make use of these Golf Ball Seeds!

Cupid Poop #1 (Red Hots)

Couldn't send you flowers
And candy wouldn't do
Mushy cards just didn't say
The things I wanted them to.
So I got you something special,
And here's the inside scoop
I found you something very rare
It's genuine CUPID POOP!

Cupid Poop #2

As Cupid shoots his arrow
And misses your heart by a few
He'll leave you something special
His Cupid Red Poo-Poo!






Cupid Poop #3

When Cupid shoots his arrow
And misses your heart by a few,
You don't have to worry
because he left his red poo-poo!

Cupid Poop #4

Here's something from the cupids above
Who fly along with all the doves
Who's arrows have hit many hearts,
Who send you a gift in these little hearts.
Your love and beauty have been so true,
The cupids have sent you their lil' poo-poo!

Cupid Poop #5

I used not my tongue to seal this flap,
'Cause I've sent you Cupid Crap!

Cupid Poop #6

My thoughts for you, I cannot tell with words,
But you get the message from these Cupid Turds!


Cupid Poop #7

On Valentine's Day, just as the sun came out,
A commotion roused me to my stoop
No! A flaming bag?!? I stomped it out,
Then found my show coated with Cupid Poop!


Cupid Poop #8

Just when you thought that Valentine's Day
Had no space for any more improvement,
Your doubts must all now fly away,
You've gotten a gift of Cupid's bowel movement!

Cupid Poop #9

I think that Valentine's Day is for lovelorn fools,
So I'm giving everyone samples of Cupid's stools!

Cupid Poop #10

I did not seal this flap with spit,
'Cause inside I put some Cupid S**t!


Leprachaun Poop #1 (Green Tic Tacs or Green M&M's)


St. Patrick's Day....it comes each year,
When leprechauns play and drink their beer.
I chased one down for a pot of gold,
When I caught him, I found him to hard to hold!
I scared him so badly was plain to see,
As clovers of green rained down on me.
He got away clean, but here's the scoop,
Those shamrocks are really leprechaun poop!

Leprachaun Poop #2

So you are looking for the gold,
Well listen here's the scoop,
Those leprechauns all got away
But we fond their lucky poop!

Leprachaun Poop #3

The leprechauns of Ireland
Bring a special gift your way
On this St. Patrick's Day
And along with all good wishes
From this merry little group,
Come a little something special
It's a bag of leprechaun poop!

Leprachaun Poop #4

'Tis a little bit of Ireland
That's been sent upon its way
To wish you luck and happiness
On this fine St. Patrick's Day.
It's a wee and tiny present
From that merry little group
'Tis the little folk of Ireland
Have left you their Leprechaun Poop!