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  1. 01-28-2003, 08:04 PM #23
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    Originally posted by JoanieV2
    The other one I love is "Mom, where are we going?" My answer: "Crazy" My son laughs and says that we can't go there. Well, then I say "I guess not 'cause we're already there." ...lol

    One time my 10 year old son was being a real pain in the (well you know where). He kept bugging me all day and being a real smart mouth. I told the kids to get their shoes and jackets. They asked why and I told them we were leaving. The 10 year old asked where we were going. I told him not to worry about it he would see when we got there. He kept this up for about 5 minutes and I finally snapped and told him He** in a handbasket. My six year old looks at me and says is that a restaurant mom? I have never laughed so hard in my entire life.
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  3. 01-28-2003, 08:34 PM #24
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    one stupid question that drives me crazy is,can I ask you a question?I don't know can you?!
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    Ok two of my favorite.....How tall is your eight foot ladder??? and Do you have a hammer to use with liquid nails??
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    Originally posted by sweetberries
    one stupid question that drives me crazy is,can I ask you a question?I don't know can you?!
    I say that to my sons new Doc. He always replys "or 2, or 3, or 4..." Because it ALWAYS winds up being more then one question.
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    Originally posted by sadie01
    I'LL THINK OF SOME QUESTIONS FOR YA..I'M A RECEPTIONIST, I HEAR THEM ALL DAY

    Me too on both counts.



    I am a receptionist at the local Advanced Technology campus. On the FIRST day of class, I had a lady call at 7:55 am and tell me that her schedule said that classes started on such and such date(that same day) and that she had so and so class at 8:00 am on Mondays and Wednesdays. THEN she proceeds to ask me if she needed to show up for class that day.


    WELL DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    If class starts on a certain day, then YES YOU DO NEED TO SHOW UP!!!
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  7. 01-28-2003, 09:05 PM #28
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    Originally posted by miccit
    One time my 10 year old son was being a real pain in the (well you know where). He kept bugging me all day and being a real smart mouth. I told the kids to get their shoes and jackets. They asked why and I told them we were leaving. The 10 year old asked where we were going. I told him not to worry about it he would see when we got there. He kept this up for about 5 minutes and I finally snapped and told him He** in a handbasket. My six year old looks at me and says is that a restaurant mom? I have never laughed so hard in my entire life.
    OMG!!!! That is TOOOOOO funny!
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    This one is not really dumb but so funny....We were telling our 11 year old son about sex and when we got through, I told him if he had any questions to ask them now....Now mind you, we told him that sex makes a baby and yadda, yadda, yadda....I have a 3 year old too and my 11 year old asks me, " Mom, have ya'll had sex since I was born"?
    I had to really hold back from laughing when I told him yea, we have Austin don't we? Then he asks why don't I hear ya'll...Do I know when ya'll are having sex?


    But I did tell him to ask me anything and it would not be a dumb question
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  9. 01-29-2003, 02:35 AM #30
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    Originally posted by sweetberries
    one stupid question that drives me crazy is,can I ask you a question?I don't know can you?!
    That reminds me of another one... "Will you do me a favor?"
    I might! I need to know what it is first! lol

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    When I wake my kids up in the morning they always ask "Do I have to go to schoold today?" Well, let's see, on the the weekends, you get to wake up on your on, so if I wake you up at 6:30 am, yea, I guess you DO have to go to school today!
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    when my neice was 14-15 not sure, she was getting in the van, she looked up and asked her dad... if you leave the light on in the van, will it run up the electric bill?? No one has ever let her down, and she's 22 now. She isn't the brightest person, in the world.
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