Thoughts for the day...if repost--HEY i couldn't search lololol

**kelblend** · 11-20-2002, 10:32 PM

Thoughts for the day

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.

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**~Angel Eyez~** · 11-20-2002, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by kelblend
Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

LMAO!

**blueyez37811** · 11-21-2002, 06:06 AM

Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you.

Now isn't that the truth! I was one day late returning video's but didn't have any cash on me to pay the late charges...I was just going to pay them the next time I rented.(which would have been the following friday) Within 3 days, I got a letter from a Collection agency. They turned my name over to them to collect like $4. I took them their $4 alright!!

In pennies! In a bag,and poured them all over the counter and told them where they could stick their $4. Needless to say, I haven't been back. They make me mad!

They'd do a great job for immigration!

**chort1313** · 11-21-2002, 06:09 AM

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

hmmmm... I guess I'll have to teach the MIL.

**Jcowgirl77** · 11-21-2002, 06:40 AM

lol

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