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    Daddy's Girl... AKA the TATTLE TALE

    Ok. Couple of weeks ago, someone was incessantly ringing my doorbell. I run downstairs to find some guy trying to sell me cable TV. Sent him on his way. Go back upstairs, my 3 year old daughter asks "Who is here??" I tell her it was a man but I told him to go away. Fast forward to the next morning. Bright and early she comes RACING into our bedroom. "Daddy, daddy, wake up.... Yesterday, when you were at work, there was a MAN in the house!" THANK GOODNESS I was there when she told him that, so I could explain right away before he thought anything stupid! We have been laughing about this ever since!!!
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    Lol! my kids have done that to me before, they can make the most innocent thing sound bad!
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    That reminds me of when my dot was 2 or 3 and the cable guy came to install our cable and when her daddy got home she told him that the cable guy was at our house. Well her daddy proceeded to ask her if he had installed in our bedroom, she said yeah...mommy was in there too..... he said what did mommy do with the cable guy?.. she said pinched his butt... We STILL laugh about that one!!!!
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    When my dot was 2 her Dad was scolding her. She told him she was going to run away and live with her other Dad (she doesn't have one) He asked her who that was and she said the Garbage man. Where she got that we will never know cause she had never even seen the garbage man.
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    those are way toooo funny

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