Thread: Toy Disclaimers That Should Be

* No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product.

* Warning: This fad will disappear in 6 weeks.

* Warning: This toy produces substantially less childish glee in real
life than it does in the TV commercial.

* Some dismemberment may occur.

* Do not purchase this toy at all. Put it back on the shelf! NOW!! Just
walk away, timid little man.

* Failure to fall immediately to your knees in gratitude and eternally
thank parents for shelling out $400 and waiting in line behind a smelly
woman from Jersey City for two hours to *get* your Sega Dreamcast --
especially when you've already got a Playstation and a box full of games
that are now headed for the next garage sale -- may result in bodily
injury.

* Do not stare at product. Hey! You're doing it now! Cut that out!!

* In case of breakage, scream until dad buys a replacement.

* Not to be taken internally, literally or seriously.

* Use as an actual terrorist device not recommended. *Do not attempt to
combine your Ultra Mega Warrior with your cat to make Ultra Mega Cat
Warrior.

* NOTE: The makers of "Queen Amidala's Naboo Dream Palace" assume no
responsibility for the quality of the movie which spawned it.

* Some assimilation required. Resistance is futile.

Along with

*The wrapping/packing materials will be more entertaining than the toy itself

*This toy will break within 24 hours of use