Thread: Funny...HA.ha.ha...

On a farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. The horse begged the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

The chicken ran back to the farm. She searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmers new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping she still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW. He managed to get a hold of the rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the BMW, the chicken the dorve slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon she too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save her life! The horse thought for a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift her out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled her up and out saving her life.

The moral of the story?

When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

That was too cute! Thanks for the laugh!

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