Ahh. Thanks. I have a bunch of those doohickies. NOT to be confused with thingamabobs which I have very few of! :D
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Ahh. Thanks. I have a bunch of those doohickies. NOT to be confused with thingamabobs which I have very few of! :D
:p Hey JayBird How you feeling today?
:D Hi Unicorn hows things?
:eek: UGH MY D*mned Dog just raided my cookies ate 2 dozen ran like H*ll when he saw me , I take that back 11 1/2 cookies hes going to be soooo sick :rolleyes:
things are just fine thank you
I'm okay Fugi, a little queasy tonight though, maybe because I actually ate something for dinner!
Oooh God. A dozen cookies? For heavens sake give that pup some milk to wash them down! And then a couple Tums! Looks like dogralph on the carpet in the middle of the night. :eek:
Man I hate that. Zoe (my dog) is the queen food snatcher. She can clear a plate and get back on the sofa with that innocent dog look in 3.4 seconds. The worst? About 3 am you hear the dog going, raaaaaalph, raaaaaaaalph, raaaaaaaaaaaalph and you have to get up and figure out where she puked before you step in it, clean it up. Zoe does that all the time if she has turkey or chicken scraps (and she LOVES turkey & chicken) It just doesn't agree with her for some reason and daknuckleheadhubby INSISTS on giving it to her. But is it daknuckleheadhubby that gets up in the middle of the night? Nooooooooo. LMAO, sometimes it's really cute, pitiful but cute. She'll go to the patio door and do that gag reflex sound and then hightail it outside as soon as I open the door and ralph outside.
Sorry! Got a little carried away there but I'm back.
I prolly shouldn't be talking about regurgitation in a food thread, should I? :D
What sort of dog you have Fugi?
It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research we are proud to present the results.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 12 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories
69 standing up......................... 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories
Doggy Style............................ 326 Calories
Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories
ORGASMIC:
Real................................... 112 Calories
False.................................. 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over......................... Results are still pending
GETTING DRESSED AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories
Jaybird : Just for you ... are you still "dieting" ?
:D Glad You are feeling better, Food will help alot even just broth.
Well He's Part Golden Retriever Part Something You Know a MUTT
Some of my favorite cookies too Molasses-Ginger-Cinnamon I buy them from local bakey very pricey but good & Dummy dog scarfs on them (Must of smelled good) LOL He got up on the counter and pulled the box down, I heard the thump and It took him about 4 seconds to scarf 11 1/2 down
:p :D
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For the Weight Watchers and Fitness Fans :
Jaybird : Just for you ... are you still "dieting" ?
:eek: I Gotta Try This "NEW" Diet!!:D
LMAO Jolie! But as tired as I am and as punchy as I'm getting I won't even address any of those calorie burners!
And nah, not dieting any more, I gave it up for Lent! Unless you count the stomach thing I had over the weekend, it was probably good for a couple pounds!
Sarah graduates college in May. Most of her closest friends, including her 2 roomies won't graduate. Michelle & Carly will technically graduate in June, so they won't get to walk. But their parents are all coming for the ceremony and then to move the girls out of the apartment. I don't normally let things bother me, particularly inconsequential things or materialistic things, but her one roomie....GRRRRRR....I can not STAND that girl's mother. About 45, going on 10, thinks she's 18, dresses like a hooker and is built like a brick sh*thouse. Oooooh one of those sort of snotty, b*tchy women that can't look you in the eye, but spends the entire time looking you up and down? I'm going to ditch 5 more pounds by May and feel very good about myself. H*ll. I should feel good! I DON'T HAVE TO PAY $1000 a month tuition and rent any more! WOOHOO! But that's another thread in itself! Sort of like burning a mortgage, ya know? FREE AT LAST come May 3rd!
Ungh, but then we get to move the darling dot back home, the darling dot who has an apartment full of furniture. I've got to totally clear out the family room and one back room of the basement and just turn the basement into an apartment for her til I can get her out. I mean til she decides to move out, yea, that's it, that's what I meant! :D ;)
God, got the gabbies tonight - no idea WHY I'm hyper because physically I'm bushed.
Fugi! It's the molasses and cinnamon probably.
I can remember a time my son's dog Ringo (1/2 pit bull, 1/2 boxer) decided to have a little snack. It just happened to be Thanksgiving. Brian had brought my granddoggers over for the day. Turkey was on the counter cooling a little before carving. We were busy with the table etc. Next thing we know, dog flies through the house 80mph with a 22 pound turkey in her mouth. :eek:
LMAO. Now remember, this isn't a poodle we're talking about. Pit bull. Sweet and calm and docile, but still, jaws of steel. She loves me and listens to me more than anyone, so I coaxed it away from her. And still have 2 hands to show for it!
((Yep you guessed it, we ate the bird!))
:D
Had a Pitbull when I was a kid, I remember one sunday Dad was carving up the chicken and Grendal was begging at his feet as usual (She never got anything but always tried) Well Dad dropped the chicken and it landed in front of the dog who was in shock, she sat there with jaws open drooling like mad (I think she thought she had died & gone to heaven) Dad recovered the chicken and Grendal whined & howled at us all through dinner. LOL:p
Asparagus & Sun-dried Tomato Pasta
8 oz. farfalle pasta (bow ties)
1/2 cup (1/2 of 8 oz. jar) sun-dried juilenne-cut tomatoes, with herbs (drain & reserve 3 tbsp of the oil)
1 pound fresh asparagus, trimmed and cut into 1" pieces
8 oz. mushrooms, sliced
2 cloves garlic, minced
2 tbsp. lemon juice
1/4 teas. salt
1/4 teas. black pepper
1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese (fresh, preferably)
1/4 cup chopped walnuts, toasted (I omit, duh)
Cook pasta according to directions & drain. Place reserved sun-dried tomato oil in large skillet over med-high heat. Add asparagus, cook 2 minutes. Add mushrroms and garlic, cook stirring occasionally, until asparagus is crisp tender, about 6-8 minutes. Stir in lemon juice, S&P, and tomatoes. toss with cooked pasta. Sprinkle parmesan cheese and walnuts (bleagh) over top.
**To toast nuts :D (hehe) put in the over or a dry skillet. Watch so they do not burn. Nothing worse than burnt nuts. :eek: