Please read and use the DIY tools on below for the info, talking points, chants and tips you need to stage a successful action. More organizing tools will be added to the site as needed and as we are able.
Where
Billionaires can be useful at both pro and anti-health reform events. At the Teabagger’s own events, we show up and thank them for fighting so hard to protect OUR right to deny THEIR claims. Be sure to stand side-by-side with our friendly, if misinformed, teabaggers, and thank them and cheer on their manic protests! If some teabaggers get mad at you don’t fret, they often don’t understand that they are the unwitting pawns of our corporate largess. Some are convinced that our loyal foot soldier Glenn Beck is telling them the truth. Just remind them that their fight is not with us, it is FOR us. :)
With Who?
Connect with other Billionaires in your area using our Chapters page. Don’t see a yacht club in your neck of the gated community? Use our comment section at to announce yourself.
You can also visit our Facebook page to find actions and events and other billionaires near you.
How
It is difficult for many of us to admit publicly that we are extremely wealthy. It can make us feel vulnerable — worried that people will approach us to ask for money, or scorn us because we have more than they do, or merely subject us to undue scrutiny. Nonetheless, Billionaires for Wealthcare must make public appearances — as Billionaires — if we want to maintain the right to profit on illness. Billionaires should always come dressed appropriately. Wearing suitable attire is a fundamental element of how we communicate.
Remember, image is everything! We want to be taken seriously by the media, by other wealthy people, and even by the unwashed public. We recommend that you make a tasteful and elegant banner or sign with your message on it. We’ve included several xeroxable placards on this website. Black on white in clear block letters is the easiest to read from the greatest distance. Of course, a little gold embossment around the edges provides a tasteful je ne sais quoi.
Visual unity is important. Remember, we make a bigger and more powerful impression (and we are about power) when we appear unified and dignified. For tips on what to wear, please review the section on suit-able attire. If you choose to counter-demonstrate at another group’s action, be sure to stay together as a group, remaining distinct and separate from non-Billionaires. Our impact is lessened when ordinary protesters, all ratty in blue jeans and backpacks, try to mingle with our evening-gowned ladies and tuxedoed gentlemen.
To become a Billionaire, we ask only that you follow the simple instructions below on how to choose a name, dress the part, and adopt a Billionaire persona. Once you have completed these preliminaries, you and other like-minded Billionaires are ready to form your own local chapter of Billionaires for Wealthcare.
Also, check out our tips and tricks for press coverage and running effective actions here.
As a billionaire, you must make a good name for yourself (or at least borrow one from your parents). Here are some famous Billionaire names from around the country:
Bill M. Moore
Billie O’Nair
Frida Market
Lou Pole
Phil T. Rich
Z. Roe Compassion
Appearances are everything. Formal dress is required.
In order to be a billionaire, it is not merely important to sport the right attitude, but to sport the right suit as well. We really must insist that you dress the part — we do have an image to uphold. It has occasionally come to our attention that some Billionaires have tried to gather in casual garb, and to those deviant individualists, we have only this to say: Formal is Normal.
We know that there is a great wealth of diversity among the extremely rich — and therefore among our fashion choices as well. Billionaires come in all colors, shapes and sizes. We have old money and oil money and dot-com money and money at work and money on vacation and daytime money and evening money.
But as important as it is to honor the diversity of our ranks, it is even more important to preserve the traditional image of the Billionaire in America.
Visual unity is very important to us. Remember, it takes conformity, not individuality, to become a Billionaire for Wealthcare.
So don your black suits and evening gowns, and hit the streets!
For men, suit-able attire includes:
• black tux or suit, white shirt, money tie, bowtie, bowler hat, cigar, monocle, white gloves, cummerbund, suspenders, cane
For women:
• furs, diamonds, pearls, fancy scarf, opera gloves, gown, heels, cigarette holder, tiara
Below are some chants, talking points and other useful stuff that could be used at just about any Billionaire event. Others can be created and tailored to specific occasions. For best results, when drafting talking points for an action, strive for brevity, humor and specific content which shows why only wealthy people should be supporting America’s for-profit healthcare system.
Five easy tips for a successful action:
Stay POSITIVE – the more those people who don’t get it (or do) may yell the more you thank them for fighting so hard for our interests. ”You’re fight is not with us, son, it is FOR us.” is a good line.
Stay IN CHARACTER – You aren’t going to convince any teabagger that Obama is not a islamo-fascist-commie alien intent on destroying the world and enslaving Republicans. Don’t bother. They may try to engage you 1-on-1 for ‘conversation’. This is just a tactic to dillute your presence. Don’t let ‘em. Staying in character no matter what is also so vexing that they just don’t know what to do with you. Safety is a legitimate concern, however. Which is why you always want to:
Stay TOGETHER – Both safety and a better media presence is created when you are all in a tight group w/ signs, chants, smiles and waves. Stay near media cameras and/or police officers as much or as often as possible.
Stay CONSISTENT - Memorize 2 – 3 talking points and 2 -3 1-liners from below and use those over and over again when talking with media or passersby. It might seem redundant to you but it is not at all to those listening.
Stay IN TOUCH. Please post pics and media attn from your action in the comment sections (Chapters, press, etc) on this website.
Then What?
Don’t forget to inspire other billionaires with your fabulousness by posting your pics to Flickr (
http://Flickr.com) using the “BforW” tag. Also post media links from your events to our comments page on the Chapters page.
And thanks! For all you do.
In Trust (funds),
Billionaires For Wealthcare (Keep scrolling for Chants, One-Liners, Talking Points and our Songs!)