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Animal of the Week
A giant wasp nest appeared on a guy's window and rather than burning his house down – which is the appropriate thing to do in these type of situations – he recorded it. It's terrifying because, you know, giant flying insects. It's also pretty cool because it's like a terrifying overgrown ant farm that you can't look away from. He calls them wasps, but they look like European hornets.
He then used an external microphone so you could hear the wasps and made another even more terrifying video and made a time lapse. It's the horrifying gift that keeps on giving. (WARNING: Seriously, do you really need one at this point?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1dY5...layer_embedded
I'm going to break the fourth wall here for a minute and say I would refuse to live there. I would refuse to visit. It took at least 15 minutes for me to even decide to watch the video. I apologize for your nightmares
http://www.wafb.com/story/26584240/y...mobilecgbypass
More stuff for when you're bored
It wouldn't be a viral video compilation with someone breaking out their inner Taylor Swift. This one comes courtesy of Allie Knight, a truck driver who breaks up her driving routine with daily videos of her travels and the occasional dance compilation set to catchy, popular music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEygxt7EE08
The viral wedding proposal is played out, so you have to do something different to get noticed. In this guy's case, he had a terrible idea that played out exactly the way someone with sense should have told him it would. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tc_SAg0Mrs
Dancing on a building is hard, unless you're attached to a rope and a harness. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm0Ny_LcCAY
Video game parkour is like a real life version of Super Mario Bros. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FeA2XNNZW0
Playing a musical instrument is hard. It's probably even harder with a butterfly on your face. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I60gr0ZQfw
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Ellen Degeneres Wanted To Motivate The New Orleans Saints. How She Chose To Do It Will Crack You Up.
Who dat?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8z5-pI-wE8&feature=player_embedded
Two of my favorite things ....http://www.movoto.com/blog/opinions/...eans-training/
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This Is What Happens If You Trying Paying With A 2 Dollar Bill. Seriously.
26th September 2014
http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_arti...0926110107.jpg
The following is a true story. It amused the hell out of me while it was happening. I hope it isn't one of those "had to be there" things.
On my way home from the second job I've taken for the extra holiday cash I need, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my billfold is a $50 bill and a $2 bill. That is all of the cash I have on my person. I figure that with a $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about people getting mad at me.
Me: "Hi, I'd like one seven layer burrito please, to go."
Server: "Is that it?"
Me: "Yep."
Server: "That'll be $1.04, eat here?"
Me: "No, it's "TO-GO" [I hate effort duplication]
At this point I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. He looks at it kind of funny and . . .
Server: "Uh, hang on a sec, I'll be right back."
He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within earshot. The following conversation occurs between the two of them:
Server: "Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?"
Manager: "No. A what?"
Server: "A $2 bill. This guy just gave it to me."
Manager: "Ask for something else, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A $2 BILL."
Server: "Yeah, thought so."
He comes back to me and says:
Server: "We don't take these. Do you have anything else?"
Me: "Just this fifty. You don't take $2 bills? Why?"
Server: "I don't know."
Me: "See here where it says legal tender?"
Server: "Yeah."
Me: "So, shouldn't you take it?"
Server: "Well, hang on a sec."
He goes back to his manager who is watching me like I'm going to shoplift.
Server: "He says I have to take it."
Manager: "Doesn't he have anything else?"
Server: "Yeah, a fifty. I'll get it and you can open the safe and get change."
Manager: "I'M NOT OPENING THE SAFE WITH HIM IN HERE." [My emphasis]
Server: "What should I do?"
Manager: "Tell him to come back later when he has REAL money."
Server: "I can't tell him that, you tell him."
Manager: "Just tell him."
Server: "No way, this is weird, I'm going in back."
The manager approaches me and says:
Manager: "Sorry, we don't take big bills this time of night." [It was 8pm and this particular Taco Bell is in a well lighted indoor mall with 100 other stores.]
Me: "Well, here's a two."
Manager: "We don't take those either."
Me: "Why the hell not?"
Manager: "I think you know why."
Me: "No really, tell me, why?"
Manager: "Please leave before I call mall security."
Me: "Excuse me?"
Manager: "Please leave before I call mall security."
Me: "What the hell for?"
Manager: "Please, sir."
Me: "Uh, go ahead, call them."
Manager: "Would you please just leave?"
Me: "No."
Manager: "Fine, have it your way then."
Me: "No, that's Burger King's catchphrase, isn't it?"
At this point he BACKS away from me and calls mall security on the phone around the corner. I have two people STARING at me from the dining area, and I begin laughing out loud, just for effect. A few minutes later this 45 year old-ish guy comes in and says [at the other end of counter, in a whisper]:
Security: "Yeah, Mike, what's up?"
Manager: "This guy is trying to give me some [pause] funny money."
Security: "Really? What?"
Manager: "Get this, a two dollar bill."
Security: "Why would a guy fake a $2 bill?" [Incredulous]
Manager: "I don't know? He's kinda weird. Says the only other thing he has is a fifty."
Security: "So, the fifty's fake?"
Manager: "NO, the $2 is."
Security: "Why would he fake a $2 bill?"
Manager: "I don't know. Can you talk to him, and get him out of here?"
Security: "Yeah..."
Security guard walks over to me and says:
Security: "Mike here tells me you have some fake bills you're trying to use."
Me: "Uh, no."
Security: "Lemme see 'em."
Me: "Why?"
Security: "Do you want me to get the cops in here?"
At this point I was ready to say, "SURE, PLEASE," but I wanted to eat, so I said:
Me: "I'm just trying to buy a burrito and pay for it with this $2 bill."
I put the bill up near his face, and he flinches like I was taking a swing at him. He takes the bill, turns it over a few times in his hands, and says
Security: "Mike, what's wrong with this bill?"
Manager: "It's fake."
Security: "It doesn't look fake to me."
Manager: "But it's a $2 bill."
Security: "Yeah?"
Manager: "Well, there's no such thing, is there?"
The security guard and I both looked at him like he was an idiot, and it dawned on the guy that he had no clue. My burrito was free and he threw in a small drink and those cinnamon things, too. Makes me want to get a whole stack of $2 bills just to see what happens when I try to buy stuff. If I got the right group of people, I could probably end up in jail. At least you get free food.
http://www.tickld.com/x/this-is-what...bill-seriously
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He Walks Up To A Michael Jackson Impersonator And Shoves Him.
The Result? An Epic Dance-Off!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGLJuL49zYE&feature=player_embedded
Wow, he definitely held his own. What a great exchange of fun! It's awesome to see the power of music and dance bring people together.
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Let us resolve all serious disagreements with a two-out-of-three match of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014...1503903-31.gif
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