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    Yo mamma jokes-got one- add it

    Yo mama's so old she ran track with dinosaurs!

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    Yo mama so fat, she scratched her leg and gravy came out.....
    Mrs Pepperpot is a lady who always copes with the tricky situations that she finds herself in....

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    Quote Originally Posted by pepperpot View Post
    Yo mama so fat, she scratched her leg and gravy came out.....
    EWWWW LMAO

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    omg,hahaha,thats gross,I love it,lol.

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    yo momma is so old, I noticed Jesus signed her yearbook and MOses was captain of the swim team.

    yo momma is so dumb, I told her it was chilly outside, she ran out with a bowl and spoon.

    yo momma is so fat she fell on a dollar and made four quarters.

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    Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

    Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

    Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
    “Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.” Anthony Bourdain

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    lmao,too funny!!!

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    Yo momma so fat, her husband has to hug her on the installment plan

    Yo momma is so cheap, she reuses disposable diapers

    Yo momma is so old, when she went to school, they didnt have history class

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    Yo Momma so fat when she sits around the house,she sits AROUND the house.

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    Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

    Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.

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    Yo mamma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

    Yo mammas family tree is like a cactus because there is so many pricks in it

    Yo mama so dirty she blew a kiss, and dust came.

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