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gtichman
02-02-2013, 01:55 PM
What did Stephen joke about Ray Lewis doing while he was recovering from his torn triceps?
-utilizing deer antler spray
What did Stephen do before he poured candy on himself during the “The Craziest F#?king Thing I’ve Ever Heard” segment?
-hit a tube with a hammer
What did an elderly man do in footage from a commercial for a fast-food restaurant?
-crashed on his motorized scooter
What did Stephen do before he asked Matthew Guerrieri about “The First Four Notes: Beethoven’s Fifth and the Human Imagination”?
-checked how to pronounce his name
What did Stephen do after he joked about how he inspired “millions” to “procreate”?
-recited statistics about Babe Ruth
What did Stephen joke about Beethoven doing, after Matthew Guerrieri discussed the importance of the first four notes of Beethoven’s Fifth?
-writing a cell phone jingle
What did Stephen do before he joked about warning people before he struck them with his car?
-moved his mouth muscles
What happened in footage after Stephen introduced the “The Craziest F#?king Thing I’ve Ever Heard” segment?
-kittens crawled on a couch
In an advertisement you may have seen on the Internet, what was noted about a wireless provider after a box labeled “more” was checked because “more is better”?
-how it boasted the nation’s largest network, as a map of the country appeared
-AT&T
-covers more locations than its competitors
In an advertisement you may have seen on the Internet, what happened to a boy before he was seen on a cruise ship and his father encouraged him to go down a waterslide?
-awoke on a camping trip to find a bear outside the tent because he forgot to put the food away
-Carnival Cruise Lines
-prices start at affordable rates