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gtichman
01-17-2013, 06:02 AM
What did Stephen have Jared Diamond do, after Diamond explained how to strangle someone with a rope?
-put both of his fists up
What did Jared Diamond say ranchers in rural areas of Montana didn’t do, after he said he, his wife, and children spent their vacations there?
-call lawyers or the police to settle arguments
What did Stephen say, during his special report on the “mystery monkey of Tampa Bay,” that Emily Nipps did to help authorities?
-pieced together a portrait of it
What did Stephen introduce a commercial of, which he claimed was the rejected sales pitch for the first in a series of cars?
-coffin equipped with speakers
What did Stephen ask Jared Diamond if people in traditional societies would worship him as a god if he did?
-went to them with an electric can opener
What as the “mystery monkey of Tampa Bay” doing in a photograph that was featured in a newspaper?
-looking at itself in a mirror
What did Stephen say people’s loved ones could do if they actually hated the person?
-play a Nickelback song for them
What did Stephen say Lance Armstrong was doing, after Stephen said it was his responsibility as a journalist to “make something up”?
-engaging in sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey