Eddie
07-04-2011, 04:47 PM
A retelling of ``Return of the Jedi.''
What did a guard do as the Millennium Falcon approached the Death Star, before Stewie, as Darth Vader, said he could sense Skywalker was on the ship?
Asked for a clearance code
What did two scouts do, after Peter, as Hans Solo, stepped on bubble wrap, a dog's tail and a boombox?
Peddled away on bicycles
What did four troopers do after Ewoks jumped out of trees to attack them, after the troopers removed their armor to reveal they were wearing women's underwear?
Hit with them as if in a pillow fight
What did Stewie, as Darth Vader, do after Chris, Luke Skywalker, was shocked by Carter, as Emperor Palpatine?
said he had nice manners
What did Cleveland do, as R2D2, before playing a message from Chris, as Luke Skywalker, for Joe, as Jabba the Hut?
Jumped rope with little girls
What did Chris, as Luke Skywalker do, while tied to a pole in the Ewok camp, after the Ewoks lit a fire under Peter, as Hans Solo?
Pulled out a playing card
What did Lois, as Princess Leia, do to Joe, as Jabba the Hut, after Chris, as Luke Skywalker, escaped and killed guards with a light saber?
Choked him with a chain
What did Peter, Lois, Meg, Chris, Stewie and Brian do at home, before a crawling text titled "Return of the Jedi" began?
Moaned after the power went out
What did Chris, as Luke Skywalker, do after Yoda revealed the existence of another Skywalker and died?
Used his credit card to place a phone order
What did Seth MacFarlane say he did, during the opening text crawl, before saying that a car has been parked in the same spot for three days?
Ingested a muscle relaxer
FedEx
What did Stewie, as Darth Vader do, before he told Chris, as Luke Skywalker, that he and the Emperor would like to turn him over to the "dark side of the force"?
Tossed him a new baseball
In a movie commercial during this show, what did Neil Patrick Harris do that lead to humorous and adventurous situations?
Lived in a big city and discovered blue creatures in his apartment
"The Smurfs"
In a commercial during this show, what was said about a certain truck as some of its parts and features were highlighted in blue, before an offer on a special edition of the truck was announced?
NOT--How it is "for those who demand maximum horsepower" and has room to accommodate any cargo
How its engine is quiet but "makes a big noise" because it commands attention on the highway
How it's "tough like a tank" in safety and comes with alloy wheels for rough terrain and bad weather
How it has the "biggest brakes in the business" and a massive towing capacity to go the extra mile
In a commercial during this show, what did a number of people do as a rock song played, before trucks were shown in different environments?
Weathered the storm as they drove their vehicles through hail that pummeled their windshields and bodywork
Broke up with their vehicles that were breaking apart in ways, such as a bumper falling off and a window not rolling up
Exercised restraint as they reluctantly gave their vehicle keys to teenagers and grimaced as they sped off down a road
NOT--Washed their hands of their vehicles that kept running out of gas, as they watched the vehicles being towed away
What did a guard do as the Millennium Falcon approached the Death Star, before Stewie, as Darth Vader, said he could sense Skywalker was on the ship?
Asked for a clearance code
What did two scouts do, after Peter, as Hans Solo, stepped on bubble wrap, a dog's tail and a boombox?
Peddled away on bicycles
What did four troopers do after Ewoks jumped out of trees to attack them, after the troopers removed their armor to reveal they were wearing women's underwear?
Hit with them as if in a pillow fight
What did Stewie, as Darth Vader, do after Chris, Luke Skywalker, was shocked by Carter, as Emperor Palpatine?
said he had nice manners
What did Cleveland do, as R2D2, before playing a message from Chris, as Luke Skywalker, for Joe, as Jabba the Hut?
Jumped rope with little girls
What did Chris, as Luke Skywalker do, while tied to a pole in the Ewok camp, after the Ewoks lit a fire under Peter, as Hans Solo?
Pulled out a playing card
What did Lois, as Princess Leia, do to Joe, as Jabba the Hut, after Chris, as Luke Skywalker, escaped and killed guards with a light saber?
Choked him with a chain
What did Peter, Lois, Meg, Chris, Stewie and Brian do at home, before a crawling text titled "Return of the Jedi" began?
Moaned after the power went out
What did Chris, as Luke Skywalker, do after Yoda revealed the existence of another Skywalker and died?
Used his credit card to place a phone order
What did Seth MacFarlane say he did, during the opening text crawl, before saying that a car has been parked in the same spot for three days?
Ingested a muscle relaxer
FedEx
What did Stewie, as Darth Vader do, before he told Chris, as Luke Skywalker, that he and the Emperor would like to turn him over to the "dark side of the force"?
Tossed him a new baseball
In a movie commercial during this show, what did Neil Patrick Harris do that lead to humorous and adventurous situations?
Lived in a big city and discovered blue creatures in his apartment
"The Smurfs"
In a commercial during this show, what was said about a certain truck as some of its parts and features were highlighted in blue, before an offer on a special edition of the truck was announced?
NOT--How it is "for those who demand maximum horsepower" and has room to accommodate any cargo
How its engine is quiet but "makes a big noise" because it commands attention on the highway
How it's "tough like a tank" in safety and comes with alloy wheels for rough terrain and bad weather
How it has the "biggest brakes in the business" and a massive towing capacity to go the extra mile
In a commercial during this show, what did a number of people do as a rock song played, before trucks were shown in different environments?
Weathered the storm as they drove their vehicles through hail that pummeled their windshields and bodywork
Broke up with their vehicles that were breaking apart in ways, such as a bumper falling off and a window not rolling up
Exercised restraint as they reluctantly gave their vehicle keys to teenagers and grimaced as they sped off down a road
NOT--Washed their hands of their vehicles that kept running out of gas, as they watched the vehicles being towed away