just to make you laugh ....

[Jolie Rouge]

What is wrong with this picture ?

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/2605.jpg


Take the time to sprinkle with baby powder; find a paper towel, locate a sharpie marker, write a note ane cover it up .... OR ..... pick it up ??

[janelle]

People of Walmart again. Maybe it was Manda----yaa she would just leave it and complain it was the store's fault they did not clean up her child's mess. She would sue them for the inconvenience of expecting her to clean it up.

[Jolie Rouge]

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/1122.jpg



Would love to hear the backstory on this one ??

Manda upset because there was no drive up service for the pharmacy ??

[Jolie Rouge]

I don't understand... I posted this in the "Photo" section ... along with other threads that held other "image-jokes" :idontknow:


Funny signs from ‘Ellen’ viewers
By Mike Krumboltz – Mon May 9, 4:36 pm ET

Some signs tell you the speed limit. Some command you to wear a shirt and shoes while in McDonald's. Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres isn't interested in those. Instead, she asks her viewers to send in pictures of signs that are, well, funny--intentionally or otherwise. Keep clicking for some of our favorites, or check out the complete collection at Ellen's official site. http://photos.ellen.warnerbros.com/galleries/funny_signs_from_around_the_world

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20110509/en_yblog_upshot/funny-signs-from-ellen-viewers


http://photos.ellen.warnerbros.com/gallery-images/2011/03/031711_1129111_351_1668979_full.jpg



http://photos.ellen.warnerbros.com/gallery-images/2011/03/031511_1130484_6_1671358_full.jpg



http://photos.ellen.warnerbros.com/gallery-images/2011/01/955619_260_1306855_full.jpg



http://photos.ellen.warnerbros.com/gallery-images/2010/05/253326_4_136842_2_full.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

http://photos.ellen.warnerbros.com/gallery-images/2010/05/image_full_full.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljpdphKu7o1qz6co4o1_500.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lie44r0s7t1qzx2p7o1_500.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

http://pophangover.com/images/demote-19-11.jpg


http://pophangover.com/images/demote-19-12.jpg



http://pophangover.com/images/demote-19-8.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/c86b36d9-5068-4db6-8feb-fcfc935269331.jpg/

[Jolie Rouge]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxlzmgvrPP1qhq1pjo1_500.gif

too much caffiene

[Jolie Rouge]

The author of this video didn’t edit the footage of The Matrix at all. Mambo No. 5 just syncs up with it that well. Oh, and just wait for 1:05.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jwCA_aMvL54

Listen to the lyrics closely. He says "talk is cheap" when Neo punches the first guard, "jump up and down" when Trinity lands from a jump, "put your hand on the ground" when a soldier reaches down, "one step left and one step right" as Trin kicks a soldier with her left then right leg, "here I am" as Trin sneaks up behind and attacks a guy, and "You and me gonna touch the sky" when Neo and Trin go up in the elevator. Coincidence surely, but still pretty cool.

[Jolie Rouge]

"Twilight: Breaking Dawn" nearly hit a record at the box office it's first weekend.
It's a good thing it has such a positive message for girls, compared to other films

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/307847_313981371964656_205344452828349_1199061_700 064850_n.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/383139_340203726009087_205344452828349_1275143_155 8763029_n.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

http://i51.tinypic.com/23hr2mc.gif

[Jolie Rouge]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly2ctlp6xH1qzlfumo1_500.gif

[Jolie Rouge]

You Tube Questions


http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly113it24d1qdqcy0o1_500.jpg


http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lya82shMoO1qdqcy0o1_500.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly6742JhDR1qk7tceo1_400.gif

[Jolie Rouge]

http://pophangover.com/images/timed-photos-2.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqx1trc0dV1qbvyrlo1_500.jpg

[janelle]

Did they also have sayings we got from the bible?

[Jolie Rouge]

Looking busy ....

http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/sci-fi-fantasy-star-trek-look-busy.gif

[Jolie Rouge]

http://chzscience.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/funny-science-news-experiments-memes-stare-at-me-for-seconds.gif

[Jolie Rouge]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/epic-fail-photos-school-of-fail-english-listen-up-internet.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

I don’t always relax to the sounds of tesla coils, but when I do, I listen to “Sweet Home Alabama.”

http://www.pophangover.com/2012/03/21/tesla-coils-play-sweet-home-alabama/

[Jolie Rouge]

The Worst Instructional Hip-Hop Dance Video Ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs72vl4h_pU&feature=player_embedded#!

She was so funny (inintentionally of course). These scenes with the groups of them dancing was CLASSIC lol

[Jolie Rouge]

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/seor-gif-i-know-that-feel.gif

[Jolie Rouge]

"The Hunger Games" + TY Beanie Babies = :happy :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=N2lRxqWbTec

[Jolie Rouge]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly6742JhDR1qk7tceo1_400.gif

http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/sci-fi-fantasy-star-wars-unprofessional.gif

[Jolie Rouge]

How They Could Screw Up the Avengers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de06YM2mDlA&feature=player_embedded

bwahahahahahaaaa ...

[Jolie Rouge]

How is it - with less then 30 posts ... 1,248 Views ... no one is commenting ?? LOL
No one is complaining ... so I guess it's a good thing.

[Jolie Rouge]

Failling with STYLE ...

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-gifs-how-to-fail-with-style.gif

I have always said ... if you are walking on thin ice; you might as well dance...

[Jolie Rouge]

Ducklings and the Good Samaritan

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-gifs-ducklings-and-a-good-samaritan.gif

[3lilpigs]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/epic-fail-photos-school-of-fail-english-listen-up-internet.jpg

They forgot to add ''seen'' and ''saw.''

Drives me freaking crazy to hear someone say "I seen you at the mall yesterday!".........."I seen that movie last night"..........

YOU DIDN'T ''SEEN'' ANYTHING...............YOU ''SAW'' IT!! :banghead:

[Jolie Rouge]

http://www.indianadigital.us/.a/6a00d8341c657753ef01538e932d94970b-800wi

http://www.ncisfanatic.com/2011/05/ncis-gibbs-rules-2011-complete-list-of-gibbs-rules.html

http://www.indianadigital.us/.a/6a00d8341c657753ef01543265f9e5970c-800wi

[Jolie Rouge]

Watch the guy with the camera

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/4/18/W04vhH1TOUih0PfGuG8oEw2.gif

[Jolie Rouge]

Where do they sell these ??

http://cdn.pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tumblr_m1psr0hyEU1qkwvx4o1_500.jpg

[3lilpigs]

Where do they sell these ??

http://cdn.pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tumblr_m1psr0hyEU1qkwvx4o1_500.jpg


Thailand.

Good luck. lol

[Jolie Rouge]

Caption should read :

Like A Mom

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llbfalaDcu1qhq1pjo1_500.jpg

[janelle]

Plus she didn't drop the baby. Not like the man who dropped his daughter when he caught the ball. YEA!!

[Jolie Rouge]

My son keeps showing me meme's that are captioned "Like a Boss" ... so I thought this apt.

[Jolie Rouge]

Stormtrooper Shuffle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYYNWODcCvY&feature=player_embedded

[Jolie Rouge]

http://media-cache8.pinterest.com/upload/286260120034757269_TcbjtfT1_c.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/541326_302039429866521_208877045849427_718376_5824 34234_n.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

http://images.artsonia.com/art/large/17591261.jpg http://images.artsonia.com/art/large/18534335.jpg

[3lilpigs]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/541326_302039429866521_208877045849427_718376_5824 34234_n.jpg

I would have thought "L" would have been "LIKE".

As in, like, the word, like, you know, like the word used every other word. :rolleyes:

[Jolie Rouge]

http://chzifshoescouldkill.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/cool-accessories-dont-look-now.gif

Looks really cool - but I could never wear those ... it would drive me beserk!

[Jolie Rouge]

Photobombed by Mother Nature...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/545610_10150958864908689_116142683688_12016399_723 934143_n.jpg
Another picture of the waterspout spotted off the coast of Grand Isle via WDSU-New Orleans.

[Jolie Rouge]

Insult your friends with the Shakespearean Insult Kit!!

Combine one word from each of the three columns below prefaced with thou and share it in the comments http://chzb.gr/IhIi5h

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2011/11/26/7abe497d-57eb-442f-b0a4-5984e0d55868.png

[Jolie Rouge]

dammmmm

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/5/10/ys6u8rhOiEqsgaSzGhXoag2.gif

It looks more like a demonstration than a fight, but still awesome move!

I hope I can learn to do this one day...with my own strength

[Jolie Rouge]

S O O N ...

http://chzanimalgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/funny-animal-gifs-soon.gif

[gravittr]

lol ty

[janelle]

http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/self-portrait.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

FINALS ??

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/5/11/P6GTv57lEUyP7S-kj4Qw1g2.gif

[Jolie Rouge]

Photobombed by Mother Nature II

http://col.stb00.s-msn.com/i/35/F28410A5487849E2191AE5EB293C9A.jpg

Kansas couple captures tornado in wedding photo
‘I couldn't ask for better pictures,’ said the bride, Candra Pence
KSNW News

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/47525281/ns/today-weather/

[Jolie Rouge]

http://cdn.pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/for-pop-hangover.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

Nimoy Was Always the Better Singer
http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/sci-fi-fantasy-star-trek-nimoy-was-always-the-better-singer.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

JD's Prescription ....

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/5/29/vwnTQ_HobUqwThTjAI1Cww2.gif

A CAT SCAN !

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/5/25/i65V_by29EyJyvdsECYLrA2.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/c86b36d9-5068-4db6-8feb-fcfc935269331.jpg/


“Twilight” vs “The Hunger Games”

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/funny-celebrity-pictures-twilight-vs-the-hunger-games.jpg

Too True !!

[Jolie Rouge]

What if Memes Were Around When “Ghostbusters” Came Out
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/funny-celebrity-pictures-what-if-memes-were-around-when-ghostbusters-came-out.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/funny-celebrity-pictures-dad-pls-i-can-do-it-myself.gif

[Jolie Rouge]

Printable Unicorn Questing Permit

http://www.lssu.edu/banished/pdf/license.pdf

[3lilpigs]

Post #61........guy on bottom. Is he the ex husband from "Old Christine??"

[Jolie Rouge]

Post #61........guy on bottom. Is he the ex husband from "Old Christine??"

YES ! And he is married to Jennifer Grey also !

[Jolie Rouge]

You Know You Grew Up in the 90s When...

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2011/11/13/5d4547bf-8f91-4c13-a303-09acd4130148.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/398842_472297182799740_1670657137_n.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-ZQyeuUd_k&feature=fvwrel

[pepperpot]

Jolie.....you are losing it.

[Jolie Rouge]

gone ... completely gone ....

[pepperpot]

arachnid? really?

[Jolie Rouge]

Bwahahahaaaa ... BAZINGA !!


Now I am looking for lyrics to a song ... the artist' name is Joe Wise, song from my childhood ... "The Epic of Peanut Butter and Jelly."

[Jolie Rouge]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/547081_4159853077241_2013999372_n.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/wtf-photos-videos-snuffed-out4.gif

[Jolie Rouge]

MUST SEE TO BELIEVE

Starry Night - Vincent van Dominogh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GWI0A9o_5E&feature=player_embedded

Pay attention at 1:48

[Jolie Rouge]

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/internet-memes-you-know-you-want-to-and-can.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2011/4/8/1235c3e2-f4e0-4238-8a41-67df459bbbd5.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

‘Big Azz Shark’ Unexpectedly Swipes Fish Off Girl’s Line Like Something Out of a Movie
Neetzan Zimmerman

You're gonna need a fresher pair of underwear after this one.

Sarah Brame of Myrtle Beach had just hooked a five-pound red drum behind her beach house and was bringing it in when, all of a sudden, JESUS CHRIST! A BIG AZZ bull shark jumped up and snatched her trophy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcuYjDR2tSg&feature=player_embedded

Not to worry, though: They got it on camera.

http://gawker.com/5925198/big-ass-shark-unexpectedly-swipes-fish-off-sc-girls-line-like-something-out-of-a-movie?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

[Jolie Rouge]

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/wtf-photos-videos-live-the-dream2.jpg

two words .... RED SHIRT... nuff said

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/7/16/iA-HGabXK0eULZt59edT0g2.gif

[Jolie Rouge]

78/2,976



http://img.ifcdn.com/images/58ae08ea2fcc4ab9e54ea986333a004499b61457_1.jpg

When I see the picture my immediate thought is ... "cold and flu season"

[Jolie Rouge]

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/internet-memes-banana-contagion1.gif

See also : http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VWv5Flp0DCA

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/5/Uah_YrHBmU-xUaElReUvDw2.png

[Jolie Rouge]

Must see video ... cutest little girl practicing her dance routine... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qQLY6Yt01k&feature=player_embedded

[Jolie Rouge]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/215413_425626767475428_61729519_n.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

Olympic Championship Version


https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/8/xxRtgJB7-EGoYXCmEOzIhQ2.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/8/mBm1RGLjA0682HTUpDmTdQ2.gif

[Jolie Rouge]

Someone has waaaay too much time on their hands .... but it is very creative

The Cast of "Star Trek: The Next Generation" Sings "Call Me Maybe"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNSnOZc9j3w&feature=player_embedded

[Jolie Rouge]

Clips from 295 movies used to recreate Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back, because I'm just that much of a nerd.

Click the closed captioning button for movie titles...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPcapo5ZB_o&feature=youtu.be

[Jolie Rouge]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/530128_208755439229502_764803751_n.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/14/V1H5Ph5-S06PlxiKR8yl2w2.gif

[Jolie Rouge]

WWHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/22/zlrPTtDlWEOE6xmTFlLtxA2.gif

[CARROLIN]

Yes, now that made me giggle! Then I puked, am gonna go to the gas station next door to get some pepto bismol, my son and his new girlffriend brought me over her home made tacos for lunch...I think it was the guacamole...been puking all day! lol! could this also have
been a case of vertigo? I mean jolie..I really did get dizzy, and that lil girl has/had piggy tails... LMBO!

SMILES.
CARROLIN

[Jolie Rouge]

It is a clip from "Matilda"

[Jolie Rouge]

'Call Me Maybe' Spoofed by U.S. Marine's: Carly Rae Jepsen's Hit Song Parodied Again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ySHSTEzjQ

Marines response to Harvard Baseball Call Me Maybe ( some a little vulgar)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kplmlVe6J38


One more ... The U.S. Army Infantry soldiers in Kunar Province, Afghanistan, aren't above having a little fun while stuck overseas, and their "Call Me Maybe" cover is among the best we've seen -- it showcases their day-to-day life for those of us who have no clue.

A sweet note accompanies the video: "See you in just a few more months, and thanks for all your support!"


http://cheezburger.com/41110273

[hblueeyes]

Loved it

Me

[Jolie Rouge]

'Call Me Maybe' Spoofed by U.S. Marine's: Carly Rae Jepsen's Hit Song Parodied Again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ySHSTEzjQ

Marines response to Harvard Baseball Call Me Maybe ( some a little vulgar)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kplmlVe6J38


One more ... The U.S. Army Infantry soldiers in Kunar Province, Afghanistan, aren't above having a little fun while stuck overseas, and their "Call Me Maybe" cover is among the best we've seen -- it showcases their day-to-day life for those of us who have no clue.

A sweet note accompanies the video: "See you in just a few more months, and thanks for all your support!"


http://cheezburger.com/41110273

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/557469_420186421379143_1334135842_n.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

Wicked Cool ....

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/30/3OYbwv-kj0WKbMkDsCNBeA2.gif

Evaporated Alcohol Fire Party

[Jolie Rouge]

This is Making Me Dizzy .....

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/30/YnbmkrraIkGux4hwp2gEkQ2.gif



No Matter How Hard You Try, You Can't Give Up
https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/30/zMVNKzD7NUivfw4QBsIuUQ2.gif

[Jolie Rouge]

Things I learned from reading a book ...

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/30/HTAvIFBVmU2Bri7Zc7v5gQ2.jpg



https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/2/ItzHmfCAD0OQfDbTGsztrQ2.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

http://media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com/upload/174444185536918175_iZDgpghj_c.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/23/WX8Kf0f_YUGojJM8jHB2vw2.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

M I N E !

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/7/21/GGsRLt3Fd0W1-qBTeeqb9Q2.gif

[Jolie Rouge]

Live Ninja Theatre of the Day

Billing themselves as "Ninja Acrobaticalist Theatre," performance troupe NANDA delivers a live, John Woo-style experience thanks to incredible talent and a very well-coordinated sound guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZdQkZJN8vM&feature=player_embedded

[Jolie Rouge]

http://media.dtsph.com/sites/wafb.com/files/imagecache/story615/quote06.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

He's Everywhere ...

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/7/kxHT_yIqTk6lIgrErs3QdA2.gif

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/14/xBXYwNH7V061pqUlwarVog2.jpg

Seriously ... how many things can you find WRONG with this picture ?

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/1/0fIf8ii6sESp9-VxxerzdA2.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/28/pm5OXRWVJ0adirzgShh-wQ2.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/30/r8lCf6tDj0q_bPOCVcJYsg2.gif

[Jolie Rouge]

Now I'm Seriously Depressed ....



https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/3/YRNbSLoF6EetuPPXQ1PVXg2.gif

[hblueeyes]

Its the $20K per episode

Me

[Jolie Rouge]

Raiders of the Lost Ark in one Gif

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/SFyG1DS0qkuOylBeZ1Q9vw2.gif

[Jolie Rouge]

SQUIRREL !

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/26/ysHHQ6bJaE-w-EiWDywaNg2.gif

[Jolie Rouge]

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2011/3/17/1381e99f-8cd1-4e95-828c-a6518a6859c8.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/9/HVv9-YB0lUKFoCRFX2JzSQ2.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

http://cdn.pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tumblr_mbaj8wY3hp1r712c41.gif

Happy Friday Everyone !

[Jolie Rouge]

No time for explanations ... just click the link ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Z08k6zYsVAY

[Jolie Rouge]

Funniest Scenes in Avengers .... ( SPOILER ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2ZS3Oli148&feature=player_embedded

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/12/Nzq5I4u1ZUmpxsWKhifOCg2.gif

[pepperpot]

If only....

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/15/LLBHTf-vg0WngwL0JcZxkA2.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

Wanna see something really scary ?

Anne Rice Movies, Starring Honey Boo Boo ...

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/22/091FeuIlLEWmNITuhdVM4g2.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/523382_10151276754035638_1298021037_n.jpg

Cookies and Cream ??

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/16/jIELJEmXZkWILyMwMidyNA2.jpg

[janelle]

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[Jolie Rouge]

May need this following the Election Maddness :

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[Jolie Rouge]

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[Jolie Rouge]

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[Jolie Rouge]

10 Adorable Clips of Sesame Street Satire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YgvKCfZqxrQ

[Jolie Rouge]

The boys name is William Stokkebroe. After seeing his parents Kristina and Peter Stokkebroe and the dancers of studie43 practising he is showing what he has learned at the Galla opening We do not own the rights for the music Jailhouse rock playing in the background. Watch that showmanship !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wt824D1Bqg&feature=youtu.be

Traveling to Portugal in July 2012. William finds the M&M promotion stand in tax-free shopping in CPH airport. Here kids can win chocolate if they dance. Needless to say, he gives it a shot .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N5fUO4bkYg&NR=1&feature=endscreen

Another wonderful video of 2 year old William Stokkebroe dancing the Paso Doble at the Studie43 Galla Opening march 2.
He simply just love to dance. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrhAw_3HVx8

[Jolie Rouge]

Having a bad day ??

Carol Burnett - Bust Ups, Bloopers & Blunders Pt.1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIqofVwYi4I

Carol Burnett - Bust Ups, Bloopers & Blunders Pt. 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_gG3ajNc4s&feature=relmfu


Carol Burnett - Bust Ups, Bloopers & Blunders Finale

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bJoEfjHbvc&feature=relmfu

[Jolie Rouge]

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http://www.sheldonsquote.com

[Jolie Rouge]

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http://9gag.com/gag/33455

[Jolie Rouge]

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Love the comments that came with the image ... http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2011/2/2/0dd7fec7-0431-4b89-9421-b70d6d3c85b6.jpg but am I the only one who looks at this and thinks "You spent all this money ... and didn't get a blanket that FITS the bed ??"

[3lilpigs]

..... but am I the only one who looks at this and thinks "You spent all this money ... and didn't get a blanket that FITS the bed ??"

:lol didn't even notice that until I read your comment.

My first thought was, that it has to be humid in there, and smell like chlorine!! Kinda like when you go to a hotel with an indoor pool. You can smell the chlorine a mile away, and as soon as you walk in, POOF!! Your hair turns in to a puffball!!

:lol

I'd be afraid to fall out of bed and drown!

And where are the electrical sockets for those lights and entertainment center?? Waaayy to close to the water for me!

[3lilpigs]

Wanna see something really scary ?

Anne Rice Movies, Starring Honey Boo Boo ...


Ok, WTH is a ''Honey Boo Boo'' and why am I hearing so much about it/her??

[Jolie Rouge]

:lol didn't even notice that until I read your comment.

My first thought was, that it has to be humid in there, and smell like chlorine!! Kinda like when you go to a hotel with an indoor pool. You can smell the chlorine a mile away, and as soon as you walk in, POOF!! Your hair turns in to a puffball!!

Salt water pool - no smell - but the humidity would be outrageous.


I'd be afraid to fall out of bed and drown!

Nah - the water would wake you ..


And where are the electrical sockets for those lights and entertainment center?? Waaayy to close to the water for me!

I am sure they are properly grounded. If not - THERE'S the puffball hairdo !!!

[Jolie Rouge]

Ok, WTH is a ''Honey Boo Boo'' and why am I hearing so much about it/her??

"Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" is a reality television program on TLC that features child beauty pageant participant Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson, along with her mother June Shannon, father Mike Thompson and her three older sisters. The show is mostly filmed in and around the family's hometown in rural McIntyre, Georgia, United States, a town in Middle Georgia east of Macon.

The Thompsons originally gained fame appearing on TLC’s "Toddlers & Tiaras", which follows the lives of child beauty pageant contestants and their families.

>snip<

Critical reaction to the series has been mixed, with some characterizing the show as "offensive", "outrageous" and "exploitative", while others calling it "must-see TV". The A.V. Club called the first episode a "horror story posing as a reality television program", with others worrying about potential child exploitation.

A reviewer for Forbes criticized TLC as trying to "portray Alana's family as a horde of lice-picking, lard-eating, nose-thumbing hooligans south of the Mason–Dixon line", stating that "it falls flat, because there’s no true dysfunction here, save for the beauty pageant stuff."[11]

The Guardian also criticized the attempt to portray the Thompsons as something to "point and snicker at", saying, "none of the women or girls who participate in the show seems to hate themselves for their poverty, their weight, their less-than-urbane lifestyle, or the ways in which they diverge from the socially-acceptable beauty standard."

The Hollywood Reporter pronounced the show "horrifying," explaining, "You know this show is exploitation. TLC knows it. Maybe even Mama and HBB know it, deep down in their rotund bodies. "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" is a car crash, and everybody rubber-necks at a car crash, right? It’s human nature. Yes, except that if you play that card, you also have to realize that human nature comes with the capacity to draw a line, to hold fast against the dehumanization and incremental tearing down of the social fabric, even if this never-ending onslaught of reality television suggests that’s a losing effort. You can say no to visual exploitation. You can say no to TLC. And you can say no to Honey Boo Boo Child. Somebody has to."

June Shannon herself has been criticized for her daughter's diet, which includes "Go Go Juice", a mixture of Red Bull and Mountain Dew that contains as much caffeine as two cups of coffee. The mix is used to get HBB ready for pageants. Shannon has responded to this criticism by saying, "There are far worse things...I could be giving her alcohol." She has also been praised by Mother Nature Network for the "keen business sense" with which she feeds her family on $80 a week by clipping copious coupons, playing Bingo, exploiting roadkill and acquiring child support checks from each of her four children’s fathers.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/fe/Here_Comes_Honey_Boo_Boo.jpg/250px-Here_Comes_Honey_Boo_Boo.jpg


I caught it once at my MIL's - changed the channel after about 10 minutes. I have no idea why people seem to be so captivated by this concept. The child is obnoxious - the mom is worse. It is every redneck trailerpark trash joke - magnified and proud to be.

[3lilpigs]

I caught it once at my MIL's - changed the channel after about 10 minutes........

I stopped reading after ''Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" is a reality television program on TLC......." :lol

[Jolie Rouge]

Ten Fun Facebook Status Tag Games
Posted by Ryan ~CEO of the BFHS Network on September 2, 2011 at 12:00pm




Who is on your YELLOW BRICK ROAD. Use the top 10 people in your profile.

1. Wicked Witch-

2. Cowardly Lion-

3. Representing the lollipop-

4. Good witch of the North-

5. Scarecrow-

 6. Winged monkey-

 7. Dorothy-

 8. Aunty Em-

 9. The great and powerful Oz-

 10. Toto-


 

You're in kindergarten again. Use the first 7 people on your profile.DON'T CHEAT!

1. Your best friend:


2. The kid eating glue:


3. The kid who steals your crayons:


4. The kid who was always there 4 u :


5. The teacher's pet:


6. The bully:


7. The class clown:




ROAD TRIP!!!Go to your profile, use first 9 friends..DO NOT CHEAT!!!
Driver:
Always gotta potty:
1st to fall asleep:
Non-stop talker:
Can't be still:
Has to ride on roof because no room in car:
Entertainment/ loudmouth:
Hides in the trunk:
Always passing gas:

ooohhhh this is gonna be a GREAT TRIP!!!



CHRISTMAS Office Party-- Use the first 10 people on your friends list.
Don't Cheat: or the next ten people that show up in your FB ticker- if you have the new facebook!



1. Running around topless singing Jingle Bells:


2. Spiked the punch then drank most of it:


3. Dancing on the desk singing "Can't Touch this !"


4. Has Rolodex making prank call's:
5. Spinning around in office chair screaming:
6. Locked in the bathroom hugging the toilet:
7. Passed out under their desk:
8. Sitting on copier making Christmas cards:
9. Throwing fruitcake at people outside:
10. Playing spin the bottle with cleaning crew:




NAUGHTY KIDS LIST (Put the first 10 names from your friends list ) NO CHEATING :)

-Dumping salt in Mrs Claus's sugar cookies:

-Lacing Santa's hot cocoa with Jack Daniel's:

-Ate all of the Candy Canes:

-Replacing all the wrapping paper with toilet paper:


-Tinkling obnoxious words in the snow:


-Getting the Elves Drunk:

-Cheating at Reindeer Games:


-Taking the sleigh for a joy ride:


-Putting Santa's Naughty List through the shredder:


-Slipped Rudolph EX-LAX:






WE HEADED TO A HALLOWEEN HOUSE PARTY:

The First person to scream at the DJ:
Dripping with Sweat:
Afraid of the Scrunch Light:
Glaring at the DJ:
Pulling out a Flask:
Dressed Like Skeletor:
Walked Home N aked:
Dance Scary as P ee W ee Herman:

http://bfhsnetwork.com/profiles/blogs/five-fun-facebook-status-tag-games-that-will-help-increase-your-e

[Jolie Rouge]

Ten Fun Facebook Status Tag Games
Posted by Ryan ~CEO of the BFHS Network on September 2, 2011 at 12:00pm



 


YOU ARE IN A HORROR MOVIE that takes place at your house. Here are the rules: Go to your profile and look at your friends on the left side.

the 1st to die:
The person who runs up the stairs instead of to the door:
The killer:
The accomplice:
The person who hides in the closet:
The one who saves the day:




You're in a mental hospital, use the first six people (NO cheating!!) on your list on your profile:
1- Person who drove you CRAZY:
2- Person who signed you in:
3- Your doctor:
4- Person in corner drooling on themelves:
5- Your roommate:
6- Person who helps you break out:



DRUNKEN BAR FIGHT!
Who starts the fight:
Who hits someone first with a bar stool:
Who falls off the bar stool:
Who hits someone w/ an empty bottle:

Who gets hit for no reason:
Who throws somebody out of a window:
Who is thrown out of a window:

The sissy who calls the cops:





You’re at a Strip Club… Use the first seven people on your friend’s list when you go to your profile page…Don’t Cheat!

1st to get a Lap Dance:
Bartender:
Person who tries to get you drunk:

Your wing man/woman:
Person spending the most $$$:
Drunk person in the corner:
Person who gets arrested:


http://bfhsnetwork.com/profiles/blogs/five-fun-facebook-status-tag-games-that-will-help-increase-your-e

[Jolie Rouge]

You're captain of a Federation starship. The following are your crew and others you interact with in your duties:

First Officer:
Overly eager Tactical Officer:
Chief Engineer:
Helm Boy/Girl:
Chief Nemesis:
Pain in the @$$ Admiral:
Character who invited them self on your ship:
Chief Medical Officer:
Wise Bartender:


Thanksgiving Party

Burns the Turkey (again):
Saves the whole party by showing up with a Turkey:
The relative you only see on Thanksgiving:
The one stuck at the airport and needs someone to come get them:
Brought the dish nobody really likes:
Brought the one that everybody likes:
Starts singing Christmas Carols after a few too many drinks:


It's New Years Eve....
Goes to bed at 9:00p.m:
Get's plastered and pukes on the side of the couch:
Laughs uncontrollably and pisses their pants:
Brings special brownies to the party:
Gets drunk and starts s8tripping:
Runs down the street naked:
Gets pulled over for drunk driving:
Sings karaoke DRUNK and thinks they have the best voice:
Passes out next to the toilet:



company sports : You and your friends all get jobs at the same company. Your new boss decides to volunteer you all for the company softball game.

Gets to pick the team name:
"Accidentally" dyes the team uniforms bright pink:
Strikes out every time:
Gets smashed and passes out in the dug out:
Misses the ball every time it's thrown to them:
Becomes the Mascot:
Gets kicked out by fighting with the Ump:
Scores the winning run:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/always.coming.up.with.something.new/

[janelle]

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[Jolie Rouge]

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[Jolie Rouge]

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[hblueeyes]

Great tip.

Me

[pepperpot]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/548815_483449068374094_205873904_n.jpg

But my problem is....I keep forgetting it! :p

I am so bad with names....

[Jolie Rouge]

http://justlold.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/633ddc529910628289a00fbbc4c4dadf.jpg

Query : How did they get the cat to be still that long ?

[Jolie Rouge]

Taekwondo Gangnam style..

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[Jolie Rouge]

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[3lilpigs]

Query : How did they get the cat to be still that long ?

Judging by the look in his eyes, I'd say he's been drugged. :lol

[Jolie Rouge]

SOMETHING TO PONDER: George Carlin

George Carlin's wife died early in 2008 and George followed her, dying in July 2008. It is ironic George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent and so very appropriate. An observation by George Carlin:

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.

Remember to spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

And always remember, life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by those moments that take our breath away.

George Carlin

[hblueeyes]

So profound.

Me

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6926211840/h3F1070F1/

[Jolie Rouge]

Lessons I Learned From Watching Movies

1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick’s Day parade – at any time of the year.

2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.

3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off – even while scuba diving.

5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.

6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.

8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note – just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.


11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.

12. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.

13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.

14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

15. All single women have a cat.

16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.

18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.

19. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings – especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.

20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts – your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.

21. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.

22. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

23. Dogs always know who’s bad and will naturally bark at them.

24. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

25. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

26. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son’s eighth birthday.

27. Many musical instruments – especially wind instruments and accordions – can be played without moving the fingers.

28. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.

29. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

30. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

31. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

[Jolie Rouge]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/63623_10151326404234349_612539780_n.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

The Greatest Wedding Entrance of All Time

The guests at this wedding got one amazing treat when the service started! Members of the wedding party danced down the aisle, celebrating the love and joy of the couple about to be wed. You NEED to see this one!


http://www.godvine.com/The-Greatest-Wedding-Entrance-of-All-Time-2641.html

[Jolie Rouge]

Bride and Groom Get the Most Unique Flash Mob Surprise : During a beautiful reception, two Les Miserables fans got the BEST surprise from their guests. This blessed bride and groom couldn't have possibly guessed they were going to get this treat!

http://www.godvine.com/Bride-and-Groom-Get-the-Most-Unique-Flash-Mob-Surprise-2642.html

[Jolie Rouge]

An Old Farmer's Advice:

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered... not yelled.

Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel word.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

Don't judge folks by their relatives.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Live a good, honorable life... Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

Don 't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around..

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.
Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

--
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

[Jolie Rouge]

Pilobolus Dance Theatre "Shadowland"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STK7AZ_Zs_E

[hblueeyes]

That was so cool.

Me

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6940377856/hD8CFE952/

bwahahahahaaaaa ... I wonder who was smoking pot ?

[Jolie Rouge]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/46121_522036821151834_652090885_n.jpg

“A man sat at a metro station in Washington DC and started to play the violin; it was a cold January morning. He played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time, since it was rush hour, it was calculated that 1,100 people went through the station, most of them on their way to work.

Three minutes went by, and a middle aged man noticed there was musician playing. He slowed his pace, and stopped for a few seconds, and then hurried up to meet his schedule.

A minute later, the violinist received his first dollar tip: a woman threw the money in the till and without stopping, and continued to walk.

A few minutes later, someone leaned against the wall to listen to him, but the man looked at his watch and started to walk again. Clearly he was late for work.

The one who paid the most attention was a 3 year old boy. His mother tagged him along, hurried, but the kid stopped to look at the violinist. Finally, the mother pushed hard, and the child continued to walk, turning his head all the time. This action was repeated by several other children. All the parents, without exception, forced them to move on.

In the 45 minutes the musician played, only 6 people stopped and stayed for a while. About 20 gave him money, but continued to walk their normal pace. He collected $32. When he finished playing and silence took over, no one noticed it. No one applauded, nor was there any recognition.

No one knew this, but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the most talented musicians in the world. He had just played one of the most intricate pieces ever written, on a violin worth $3.5 million dollars.

Two days before his playing in the subway, Joshua Bell sold out at a theater in Boston where the seats averaged $100.

This is a real story. Joshua Bell playing incognito in the metro station was organized by the Washington Post as part of a social experiment about perception, taste, and priorities of people.

The outlines were: in a commonplace environment at an inappropriate hour: Do we perceive beauty? Do we stop to appreciate it? Do we recognize the talent in an unexpected context?

One of the possible conclusions from this experience could be: If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world playing the best music ever written, how many other things are we missing?”

Please share if you took the time to read this :)

[Jolie Rouge]

‘Tis a new year, a new you, and no one is going to talk about the MAYANS and their apocalypse anymore, so this is a very exciting time! Is one of your New Years Resolutions to learn more slightly interesting and obscure facts so that you always have something semi-interesting to say on a first date? It is?! Great! Well this should help get you started…

http://cdn.pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/144255994284980548_w5GFxSxv_c.jpg


Now you know!! And the best part? If you memorize it, you’ll never have an awkward silence for all of 2013! And isn’t that all anyone wants?!

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[Jolie Rouge]

http://cdn.pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/FGWalmart.gif

This Gif shows the growth of Walmart since it first opened.

Would love to see it used in a movie to show the spread of some deadly virus ...

[Jolie Rouge]

18 Stunning Pictures of Nature (That Will Take You on a Journey)

http://www.pophangover.com/2012/12/11/18-stunning-pictures-of-nature-that-will-take-you-on-a-journey/

Okay, THAT’S IT.

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[Jolie Rouge]

The Evolution of Joseph Gordon-Levitt

http://www.pophangover.com/2012/09/27/evolution-of-joseph-gordon-levitt-from-aw-cute-kid-to-holy-sht-hes-so-hot/

[Jolie Rouge]

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[Jolie Rouge]

Contact Juggling WIN <3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syhHFKVLX9g&feature=player_embedded

Ian Jenson Filmed at National Taiwan University 台灣大學 in Taipei, Taiwan Check out Ian's channel www.youtube.com/laputao Filmed and edited by Kuma Films Facebook

.... Jareth would be proud.

[Jolie Rouge]

Youtube "Okotanpe Contact Juggler" : WOW !

Japanese Crystal Ball Performer (Contact Juggling) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtztrcGkCBw

[janelle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWoQpzdB5gs&feature=player_embedded


Sound Engineer's Hard Work


Reply after the video----LOL

Youwantmodz5 7 minutes ago

God, I know the fearing. ( I do lights and sound for my college radio)

[Jolie Rouge]

http://img.ifcdn.com/images/9946a856732480bd3fe4a6f641fa6c65f3c80177_1.jpg

[hblueeyes]

I always cry, Oh the Places You'll Go.


Me

[Jolie Rouge]

http://img.ifcdn.com/images/e74e60225fbea834f5fbe2b261261f1c5c697857_1.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

Find your puddle today!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152363845980624

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6975419392/h0D42DDEF/

[Jolie Rouge]

No kid can resist a mud puddle!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=386921711393369

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6966696960/h33BBAEBC/

[CARROLIN]

HOPE THIS WORKS...
HOW TO TELL IF YOUR DOG IS OF SPANISH DECENT....

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=111686382342372&set=vb.313150198785409&type=2&theater

SMILES.
CARROLIN

[Jolie Rouge]

This was forwarded to me this morning and I thought it was so good I wanted to share it with all of you.

Craig's list ad--Read it closely folks... A good one.
AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2011-11-27, 1:43 am. E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually cr-p in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. My girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... Isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with cr-p in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. (That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again).

After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That Made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... After I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... But I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.

Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours, Semper fi,
Alex

[Jolie Rouge]

http://cdn.pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Eik5q.jpg

[janelle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpwhA-LdOHo&list=UU67f2Qf7FYhtoUIF4Sf29cA&index=2

Bad lip reading.

[Jolie Rouge]

Disney Short : http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aTLySbGoMX0

[hblueeyes]

Though I knew how it would progress, it was wonderful to watch. Thank you for sharing.

Me

[Jolie Rouge]

Consider yourself "Rick Rolled" :
http://cdn.pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/OwpOCLr.gif

[Jolie Rouge]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/493/034/5a0.gif

Baltimore Ravens’ defensive back Chykie Brown shows
how to celebrate a victory like a true champion.

February 4th, 2013 7:30 PM

[janelle]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18dqzlfmjx3qogif/original.gifhttp://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18dqzlfmjx3qogif/original.gif

[janelle]

http://gawker.com/5981957/beyonces-publicist-wants-to-erase-these-six-unflattering-photos-from-the-internethttp://gawker.com/5981957/beyonces-publicist-wants-to-erase-these-six-unflattering-photos-from-the-internet

http://gawker.com/5981957/beyonces-publicist-wants-to-erase-these-six-unflattering-photos-from-the-internet

Not showing up, you will need to go to the story. LOL

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7042113792/hC7456BF2/

[Jolie Rouge]

http://gawker.com/5981957/beyonces-publicist-wants-to-erase-these-six-unflattering-photos-from-the-internethttp://gawker.com/5981957/beyonces-publicist-wants-to-erase-these-six-unflattering-photos-from-the-internet

http://gawker.com/5981957/beyonces-publicist-wants-to-erase-these-six-unflattering-photos-from-the-internet

Not showing up, you will need to go to the story. LOL

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/unflattering-beyonce/photos/sort/score

This what happens when PR Rep makes a big deal about people posting "unflattering" pics of their client ...

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/495/494/74f.jpg http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/495/350/238.jpg

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/495/496/e43.jpg http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/495/340/bc8.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

http://media.ifunny.com/results/2013/02/09/oilt73a0fm.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

http://media.ifunny.com/results/2013/02/08/73weczshi2.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

http://media.ifunny.com/results/2013/02/08/mxhuimw1pz.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

http://media.ifunny.com/results/2013/02/08/ac5l37lm7y.jpg

[pepperpot]

http://media.ifunny.com/results/2013/02/08/mxhuimw1pz.jpg
Love it!

[Jolie Rouge]

Remove Nicki Minaj From American Idol

http://media.ifunny.com/results/2013/02/01/wp95j6yhah.jpg

http://media.ifunny.com/results/2013/02/07/zmsp8jb2eg.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

http://media.ifunny.com/results/2013/01/30/tyedwia3dw.jpg

[pepperpot]

http://media.ifunny.com/results/2013/01/30/tyedwia3dw.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DzcOCyHDqc

[Jolie Rouge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DzcOCyHDqc


:clapping :clapping :clapping :clapping :clapping :clapping :clapping

[Jolie Rouge]

http://urbangrounds.com/wp-content/uploads/Marine_Stabbed.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7044294400/hCD1FBAFF/

[magickay]

WOW - that's an eye-opener. I know I probably eat too much sugar, but that chart makes it very real...

[Jolie Rouge]

http://gawker.com/5981957/beyonces-publicist-wants-to-erase-these-six-unflattering-photos-from-the-internethttp://gawker.com/5981957/beyonces-publicist-wants-to-erase-these-six-unflattering-photos-from-the-internet

http://gawker.com/5981957/beyonces-publicist-wants-to-erase-these-six-unflattering-photos-from-the-internet

Not showing up, you will need to go to the story. LOL

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7051086336/h08D3CA63/

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7044333056/hF7F6CA36/

[Jolie Rouge]

I really and truly may have to start doing this ....

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7067138304/h9A408C79/

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7064420352/h2FC9C179/

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7066841856/h6D0BC0E1/

[pepperpot]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jby0I-zLj9c

[Jolie Rouge]

Three Ladies sing an all mom version of the Queen classic “Bohemian Rhapsody”. AWESOME!

http://mommyhasapottymouth.com/bohemian-rhapsody-video-mom-version-funny-2472/

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3344713984/hDAB1AA48/

[Jolie Rouge]

Stop What You're Doing and Make Your Day Better by Watching This Dog Play With a Robot Crab

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xYz0qjwC-EA

[Jolie Rouge]

http://cdn.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/More-Silly-Signs-Seen-Around-the-U-S-samir-sl.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

One Cold Bubble

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7111022848/h4A816FCC/

http://cheezburger.com/7111022848#comments

[Jolie Rouge]

Don't Buy Into the Illusion!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CcXXQ6GCUb8

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7116458496/hB0B652EC/

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7111039232/hDF1EB3A3/

Feds are now investigating the man with the lethal finger....

[Jolie Rouge]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/s480x480/577835_540292636002007_980700781_n.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/579930_10151585929952526_1848963999_n.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7153704704/h11EED981/

[magickay]

Man, I am *so* tempted to try this...still laughing...


https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7153704704/h11EED981/

[Jolie Rouge]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/46931_418874551542311_667171254_n.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/539068_471246346281434_407807086_n.jpg

So gonna try this !

[Jolie Rouge]

Genius @ Work !

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7232343296/h1F7528D1/

[3lilpigs]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/539068_471246346281434_407807086_n.jpg

So gonna try this !

:lol at the girl tripping over the dog, caught in mid-fall!

[3lilpigs]

I really and truly may have to start doing this ....

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7067138304/h9A408C79/

There's not enough glitter in the world! :lol

[Jolie Rouge]

This kid's reaction after waking up from surgery is PRICELESS!!! Here's the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAwcZqjB-WQ&feature=player_embedded

[Jolie Rouge]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/s480x480/2001_470012923067035_1445965349_n.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

Best Reaction Gifs of All Time http://likes.com/misc/coolest-cinemagrams?v=eyJjbGlja19pZCI6NzYzNzQ2ODc3LCJwb3N0 X2lkIjpudWxsfQ&pid=101772&utm_source=mylikes&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=ml&utm_term=557344

I think #9 is my favorite but #1 is close

[Jolie Rouge]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/12901_510804675622858_1738859992_n.jpg

This farm owner was denied a council permit to build a horse shelter.

Fortunately, you don't need a permit build a table and chairs.

[Jolie Rouge]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/561966_486017881465236_145425008_n.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

Movie Mistakes -- Continuity Errors and Gaping Holes From Your Favorite Films

http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/movie-mistakes-gaping-reality-holes-and-continuity-errors-fro/

[Jolie Rouge]

http://img.ifcdn.com/images/ab8c6243dacd863fc267955fd02ea48daf428926d6d6406649 f60ad4a8d0c119_1.jpg

I would be "White Fierce Temptress Warrior" :rofl:

[Jolie Rouge]

http://img.ifcdn.com/images/d7d6306d235dd65d373d7631b88afc0fa8fc85bc2f174100ef db0f5210e12854_1.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

The only way to deal with heckling from opposing fans



The only sensible way to deal with heckling..


<iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/video/embed?video_id=10151609613672323" width="1280" height="720" frameborder="0"></iframe>

<iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/video/embed?video_id=10151609613672323" width="1280" height="720" frameborder="0"></iframe>

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7341152256/hF5369563/

[Jolie Rouge]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s480x480/5417_354648701306939_1446207402_n.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7369409280/hE47E944E/

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7352670464/hF273D5E5/

[janelle]

Homesick Snowbird

I was in Myrtle Beach, SC, the other day and I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: "I miss Chicago ."

So, I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out two of the tires, added an Obama bumper sticker and left a note that read, "I hope this helps!"

[Jolie Rouge]

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[Jolie Rouge]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/935337_515830781811204_1821595592_n.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/943225_570229556333457_965369412_n.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

http://media.ifunny.com/results/2013/05/16/7lwc2soe7x.jpg

Now I have to go find my Star Wars DVD's

[Jolie Rouge]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Q3cb2sPL7P8/TaaTNUKp03I/AAAAAAAAAAM/45IuBe870HA/s640/funny-dog-pictures-praying-dog-boy-bed.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/q71/s480x480/168229_488569521211375_1882008119_n.jpg

[Jolie Rouge]

This Is Why We Love Will Smith
Posted by Earnest on May 24, 2013Will Smith has been the gift that keeps on giving. From "Parents Just Don’t Understand" through whatever movie he’s making us watch Jaden Smith in next, he has never stopped entertaining us. In this clip from BBC’s Graham Norton, Will takes us on a trip through some of our favorite Fresh Prince of Bel-Air moments, and he pulls out ALL THE STOPS. This is why we love him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2hjbgs6R85E

Poor Bradley Cooper. He had to just sit there and realize that he was being upstaged yet again. Here are some of our favorite moments:

Carlton Dance : http://cdn.pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carlton-dance_thumb.gif



Apache Dance : http://cdn.pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/apache-dance_thumb.gif

http://www.pophangover.com/27609/this-is-why-we-love-will-smith/

[Jolie Rouge]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6761660928/h3B11A189/

[Jolie Rouge]

Is That How They Send You Back in Time?

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7565787136/h1E977362/

[Jolie Rouge]

How to troll ants ... like a boss

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7443999488/h57DBF410/

[Jolie Rouge]

Tin Foil Life Hacks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORlEubr43pc&feature=player_embedded

[Jolie Rouge]

Robert Downey Jr. is Deeply Disappointing to Children

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7571795200/h62E5B80B/

A mom finds out that Robert Downey Jr. is filming in their area and has a young son who is a big Iron Man fan. So she brings him to where they were shooting, thinking she'll get Awesome Mom points, and says, "Here's Iron Man!". . . only to have her kid burst into tears upon seeing merely Robert Downey Jr.