jasmine
11-14-2010, 06:39 AM
PETA Launches War Against Donkey Basketball
(http://twitter.com/home?status=PETA%20Launches%20War%20Against%20Donk ey%20Basketball http%3A%2F%2Fwww.asylum.com%2F2010%2F11%2F11%2Fdon key-basketball%2F%3Fa_dgi%3Daolshare_twitter via @AOL)http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/11/donkey-basketball-peta-294-ec111010.jpg (http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/11/donkey-basketball/)Fur coats, sure. Jennifer Lopez (http://www.asylum.com/2010/01/20/jennifer-lopez-number-3-of-the-most-exposed-women-of-the-deca/)'s weird fox-hair eyelashes, take 'em. But not from our cold, dead, on-top-of-a-donkey hands will you pry this basketball, PETA (http://www.asylum.com/2010/04/27/olivia-munn-naked-peta-circus-elephant-poster-ad/).
The animal rights organization is asking a Wisconsin high school to cancel a fundraiser featuring the sport, because the animals are pulled and shouted at when they don't want to play (http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2010/11/donkey_basketba.php). Apparently they don't realize that's the whole point of donkey basketball: Donkeys don't do anything they don't want to do, so it's hilarious to watch your high school chemistry teacher try to get one to saunter around a basketball court for charity.
If that last sentence confused you because you're some kind of city folk that ain't never heard of no donkey basketball, don't worry -- we've got video after the jump of donkey basketball bloopers, probably edited by a high school student for class credit.
Do you really want to take the right to make donkey basketball videos for class away from America's children, PETA? Come on.
http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/11/donkey-basketball/?icid=main%7Chtmlws-main-n%7Cdl10%7Csec3_lnk1%7C183902
I guess they have been doing this for a looong time, I remember it 20 years ago in high school
(http://twitter.com/home?status=PETA%20Launches%20War%20Against%20Donk ey%20Basketball http%3A%2F%2Fwww.asylum.com%2F2010%2F11%2F11%2Fdon key-basketball%2F%3Fa_dgi%3Daolshare_twitter via @AOL)http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/11/donkey-basketball-peta-294-ec111010.jpg (http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/11/donkey-basketball/)Fur coats, sure. Jennifer Lopez (http://www.asylum.com/2010/01/20/jennifer-lopez-number-3-of-the-most-exposed-women-of-the-deca/)'s weird fox-hair eyelashes, take 'em. But not from our cold, dead, on-top-of-a-donkey hands will you pry this basketball, PETA (http://www.asylum.com/2010/04/27/olivia-munn-naked-peta-circus-elephant-poster-ad/).
The animal rights organization is asking a Wisconsin high school to cancel a fundraiser featuring the sport, because the animals are pulled and shouted at when they don't want to play (http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2010/11/donkey_basketba.php). Apparently they don't realize that's the whole point of donkey basketball: Donkeys don't do anything they don't want to do, so it's hilarious to watch your high school chemistry teacher try to get one to saunter around a basketball court for charity.
If that last sentence confused you because you're some kind of city folk that ain't never heard of no donkey basketball, don't worry -- we've got video after the jump of donkey basketball bloopers, probably edited by a high school student for class credit.
Do you really want to take the right to make donkey basketball videos for class away from America's children, PETA? Come on.
http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/11/donkey-basketball/?icid=main%7Chtmlws-main-n%7Cdl10%7Csec3_lnk1%7C183902
I guess they have been doing this for a looong time, I remember it 20 years ago in high school