DreamWarrior
01-29-2010, 02:20 PM
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b**ch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and
a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost
15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties
and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is
just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know
me here..
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and
makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2010 - turn it into lemonade
then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember every good-looking, sweet, single male is someone
else's ex-boyfriend!
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and
a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost
15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties
and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is
just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know
me here..
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and
makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2010 - turn it into lemonade
then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember every good-looking, sweet, single male is someone
else's ex-boyfriend!