The "Tiger" jokes are starting.....

[sunflowers]

Elin Woods thought she had married a Tiger, come to find out she married a Cheetah!

Did you hear the one about how Tiger Woods has a lot of expensive cars, but now he has a hole in one?

Apparently she took eight swings but only wrote down 5

Tiger hit a fire hydrant and a tree because he couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.


Tiger is changing his name to Cheetah.

What's the difference between a Cadillac Escalade and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

What was Tiger Woods' wife doing out at 2:30 AM? Clubbing.

[Anniston]

Be nice...all his sponsors are keeping him, despite all the ladies coming out of the woodwork to name him as a cheater. Especially Target.

[DAVESBABYDOLL]

LOL, I thought they were funny.

[gmyers]

I did too. Especially the one about changing his name to cheetah.lol

[sunflowers]

Comment on: Tiger Woods says 'I have let my family down'
Headline should have read "I have let my pants down."


I understand that after Tiger's last car excursion, he is now doing commercials for Dodge Ram

What's the difference between a dog and a Tiger? A dog will either hit a fire hydrant, or a tree, but not both

Looks like his wife is a lousy golfer. It took her 8 strokes to get Tiger out of the trap

Looks like Tiger was playing down under, and then he went to Australia.

If Elin swung any harder, Tiger may have been "6 under" permanently.

This was all a misunderstanding. Apparently Rachel Uchitel was quoted as saying to Tiger "I'd like to play a round with you", and Tiger took it the wrong way.

[ahippiechic]

Lmao!

[Anniston]

Get it? He has a target on his back with all the ladies coming out of the woodwork? My joke failed, and it is not even original...darn...

[sunflowers]

Get it? He has a target on his back with all the ladies coming out of the woodwork? My joke failed, and it is not even original...darn...

I get it now...sorry...

[Anniston]

LOL, that's what I get for not making up my own joke. It is probably not that funny, but here at our house we have an inside joke about "Target on his back", that has nothing to do with T. Woods!

[SLance68]

Sunflowers have you read the Orlando Sentinel this morning? If not check out Mike Bianchi's column - he has a bunch more of the Tiger jokes.

[sunflowers]

Sunflowers have you read the Orlando Sentinel this morning? If not check out Mike Bianchi's column - he has a bunch more of the Tiger jokes.

I only get the St Pete or the Tampa tribune...is it online?

[Explorer 4x4'r]

c/p

What do Tiger Woods and Baby Seals have in common?
Both are clubbed by Scandinavians.

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5."

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

We now see that Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very well on the driveway.

What do the Ryder Cup and Tiger's house have in common?
They are both places where Tiger gets beat by Europeans.

Today, Ping Golf announced it is signing Ms. Woods to a multi-million dollar naming and endorsement deal for it's new line of women's fairway woods. Their new slogan; "Elin Woods - clubs you can beat Tiger with"

He's not a tiger...he's a cheetah!

Of course, he blamed it on a problem with his Escalade.
Whenever a golfer hits a tree, he ALWAYS blames it on his Caddie.

After the crash Tiger Woods car still worked, except it goes putt , putt, putt!

Tough year for tiger. 2nd time he has been beaten by a nine iron

A sign you've got WAY too much money: Not only does your home arcade pinball machine consist of your driveway, an Escalade, fire hydrant, tree, and angry wife swinging a golf club, you think you'll never end up becoming the ball.

It turns out that fixing Tiger's game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz.

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They were clubbing.

Elin's excuse? She had to play a bad lie.

Why did Tiger leave the house so early?
He had a 2:30 tree time.

Q:Why did Tiger take the Cadillac?
A:Because he can't get the Buick Open anymore.

What was the first thing Tiger said to his wife after putting the Escalade into a Tree?
"Can I improve my lie?"

Mr & Mrs. Woods 2009 Christmas Picture
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f294/TBirdnutt/LHForums/tiger.jpg

[pepperpot]

When Elin was asked what she did at 2:35am the morning of the accident....she replied, "I tee'd off."

[SLance68]

I only get the St Pete or the Tampa tribune...is it online?

No I don't think so but Explorer 4x4'r got most all of them covered.