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04-30-2009, 05:02 PM
Okay I know this has been around before, but gives me a smile every time I read it. LOL
A new supermarket opened in Kansas City, MO.
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear
the sound of distant thunder and the smell of
fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mowed hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh
baked bread & cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
A new supermarket opened in Kansas City, MO.
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear
the sound of distant thunder and the smell of
fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mowed hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh
baked bread & cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.