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AdamJay
04-15-2009, 09:05 AM
Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid 10pm Comedy
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What did Ron White say that people should not do when he stated that he was giving "advice for the planet"?
Marry someone for looks alone

What did Ron White say that his wife did for a living when he met her?
WRONG-----Bartended at his favorite pub
WRONG-----Taught history at a high school

What did Ron White say that the police did regarding Michael Jackson?
Found dolls when they searched his room

What did Ron White say that his grandmother always used to do when he was a kid?
Give him suppositories when he was sick

What did Ron White joke about doing with his best friend when he returned to his home town?
Jump starting a small vehicle

What did Ron White say that he recently did when his cousin, Ray, made an offensive remark?
Told him to keep his thoughts to himself

What did Ron White say that he did in high school when he was talking about his work ethic?
Got kicked off the debate team

What did Ron White say that people were doing because of the unrest in the Middle East?
Getting more familiar with the globe

What did Ron White say that his wife wanted him to do on their honeymoon?
WRONG-----Visit museums and landmarks
WRONG-----Try to learn a foreign language

What did Ron White say that he recently did with his landscaper at his new home?
Got into a fight with him


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In a commercial during this show, what did one of two men, who were in an all-white insurance store, say he had done before a woman helping them remarked, "That's cold"?
Sold his watch to his friend, who then refused to sell it back to him
Progressive
Compares rates to ensure that you get the lowest one

In a movie commercial during this show, what did Jason Statham do as he sought revenge on people who had wronged him?
Gave himself electric shocks in order to stay alive
Crank: High Voltage

In a commercial during this show, what happened inside a green square that was against a white background as it was asked, "Did you know?" and a financial company's name appeared?
Cartoon dollar signs rained down and bills piled on a table
H&R Block
Helps you take advantage of credits due to you

In a commercial during this show, who encouraged various people, including a mechanic and a dressmaker, to sample two different kinds of coffee from paper cups?
Woman in a white coat who marked down their responses on a clipboard
WRONG-----McDonald’s

In a commercial during this show, what did a test subject in a lab do as he helped test a new snack food, before a cartoon animal declared they should "pop the bubbly" to celebrate their success?
Spun around in a centrifuge as snacks of varying sizes were dropped on him
Cheetos
Large size makes them more fun to eat

In a commercial during this show, what did two men dressed in protective suits and helmets do, before the logo of an insurance company who shares your "passion" for power sports was presented?
WRONG-----Sped on all-terrain vehicles through thick jungle, spraying up mud

In a commercial during this show, what did a cartoon scarecrow do before an "efficient" company was discussed and an Internet page was noted?
Danced on a tower as he sang a song and walked towards a shimmering city
GE Ecomagination
uses technology in a more intelligent fashion

In a movie commercial during this show, what happened to Matthew Perry that involved Zac Efron, prompting him to change his ways?
Was magically turned into his younger self to redo his high school experiences
17 Again