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LuvBigRip
04-01-2009, 07:56 AM
When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,
And bring so much happiness...just as they did.
I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.
Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)


I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues,
And I'll bounce on the furniture...wearing my shoes.
I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)


When they're on the phone and just out of reach,
I'll get into things like sugar and bleach.
Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head,
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)


When they cook dinner and call me to eat,
I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat,
I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
And when they get angry...I'll run...if I'm able!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)


I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click,
I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick.
I'll take off my socks and throw one away,
And play in the mud 'til the end of the day!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)


And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,
I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.
My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
And say with a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping!"


God Bless All Moms and Grandmas everywhere!

Lild
04-01-2009, 08:03 AM
hehehe, that's cute, I am going to email that one out:)

fleabones3
04-01-2009, 08:48 AM
That is what I am seriously going to do. But I am also going to drop food on the floors, carpet , counters, spill things in the fridge, leave a full jug of milk out to ruin.. oh yeah I got plans..

BeanieLuvR
04-01-2009, 09:10 AM
I love it!! :D

LuvBigRip
04-01-2009, 09:14 AM
That is what I am seriously going to do. But I am also going to drop food on the floors, carpet , counters, spill things in the fridge, leave a full jug of milk out to ruin.. oh yeah I got plans..

OMG, were you listening in on the 20 minute rant I just had to a poor unsuspecting co-worker? My teens are going to be the death of me.

ahippiechic
04-01-2009, 10:22 AM
I already AM an old lady, so I should start NOW.....

baragabrat
04-01-2009, 10:45 AM
Love this...have to send to my kids (especially the one who plugged up the toilet with a toothbrush when he was 2, thereby flooding the bathroom.)

jasmine
04-01-2009, 12:12 PM
and I will also smash play dough into the carpet :)