keoka3
03-24-2009, 06:01 PM
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your
own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old.
Well.. You'll love this one.
My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the
waiting room for my first appointment with a new
dentist. I noticed his dds diploma, which bore his
full name.
Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired
boy with the same name had been in my high school
class some 30-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on,
way back then? Upon seeing him, however, i quickly
discarded any such thought.
This balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined
face was way too old to have been my classmate. After
he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended
morgan park high school .
"yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang," he gleamed with pride.
"when did you graduate?" i asked.
He answered , "in 1975. Why do you ask?"
"you were in my class!", i exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then, that ugly,
old,
bald,
wrinkled,
fat ass,
grey-haired,
decrepit
son-of-a-***** asked:
"what did you teach ???"
own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old.
Well.. You'll love this one.
My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the
waiting room for my first appointment with a new
dentist. I noticed his dds diploma, which bore his
full name.
Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired
boy with the same name had been in my high school
class some 30-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on,
way back then? Upon seeing him, however, i quickly
discarded any such thought.
This balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined
face was way too old to have been my classmate. After
he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended
morgan park high school .
"yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang," he gleamed with pride.
"when did you graduate?" i asked.
He answered , "in 1975. Why do you ask?"
"you were in my class!", i exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then, that ugly,
old,
bald,
wrinkled,
fat ass,
grey-haired,
decrepit
son-of-a-***** asked:
"what did you teach ???"