dangerousfem
03-08-2009, 02:40 PM
Steeler Humor
John Elway, after living a full life, died.
When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.
They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos flag in the
window.
'This house is yours for eternity, John,' said God.
'This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here.'
John felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the
porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story
mansion with a Black and Gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an
enormous Steeler logo flag, and in every window, a Terrible towel.
John looked at God and said 'God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even
went to the Hall of Fame.'
God said 'So what's your point John?'
'Well, why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me?'
God chuckled, and said 'John, that's not Ben's house, it's mine.
John Elway, after living a full life, died.
When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.
They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos flag in the
window.
'This house is yours for eternity, John,' said God.
'This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here.'
John felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the
porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story
mansion with a Black and Gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an
enormous Steeler logo flag, and in every window, a Terrible towel.
John looked at God and said 'God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even
went to the Hall of Fame.'
God said 'So what's your point John?'
'Well, why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me?'
God chuckled, and said 'John, that's not Ben's house, it's mine.