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whatever
02-19-2009, 05:44 PM
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
> contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand,
> and even electronically.
> This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
> If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else
> via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your
> private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should
> immediately leave the premises.
>
> Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both
> of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome
> Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until
> WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
>
> You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you
> do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
> controlling your life.

pepperpot
02-20-2009, 06:39 AM
cute :lol