Emergency flashers

[whatever]

I think every women could use a pair of these........
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the Interstate. I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car, facing oncoming traffic.

They looked so lifelike (you wouldn't believe)! They were in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers. To my surprise, cars stared slowing down, looking at my lifelike men; of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! ''What's going on here?" he demanded.

"My car has a flat tire" I said calmly. "Well, what the heck are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?" I couldn't believe that he didn't know.

I said, "Helloooooo, those are my 'emergency flashers'."

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[Georgiamom]

Can you tell me where you bought them I need some for me and my dd so she can have them in case of an emergency. She travels a lot and might need them. Plus I think the guys where I work would like to see one in my office so I could do a show and tell so they can be on the lookout for what might be the new and improved road side assistance program for 2009. Especially the Lt since he is ex Georgia State Patrol. We do have programs for the public and want to keep them up on new and improved safety material. lol