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LuvBigRip
01-29-2009, 08:13 AM
Two hardened suspects on New Zealand's North Island tried to make a break from a courthouse Wednesday, still tied together by handcuffs. But before they could run across the street in Hastings, they were hit by pepper-spray — and that’s where their bolt for freedom went horribly wrong.

Stumbling onwards, the hapless criminals appeared to forget they were tied together — and ran on either side of a streetlamp.

They slammed into each other, fell to the ground, and collapsed in a heap.

The first prisoner, Regan Reti, 20, had just been jailed for more than two years after being convicted of assault. The other inmate, Tiranara White, 21, was in custody for allegedly stealing a car and violating parole.

“They fell over and they were sprayed with pepper spray. But they got up and ran out of the court onto the street, across the road to a car park,” Senior Sergeant, Dave Greig, explained.

“That’s where they met the pole — it was all over, rover.”

Police said Reti, who pleaded guilty to the charge, had a month added to his prison term. White did not enter a plea, and will remain in police custody while a psychiatric evaluation is carried out.

Naturally, the pair won’t be allowed to forget Wednesday's ludicrous escape attempt — because, in a good old fashioned dose of New Zealand humor, the whole episode was released to the public after being caught on CCTV .

The country’s TV One News has already billed it as “one of the worst escape attempts ever seen."

Video is located here (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/article5611820.ece)

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,484944,00.html

CLARKS4
01-29-2009, 09:09 AM
:lol thats to funny

Jenefer3
01-29-2009, 09:12 AM
LMAO morons. There was just an article in the paper about some dumb criminal, it must be contagious or something.

EVERETT, Wash. -- A 24-year-old Everett man was arrested in the men's bathroom of the Everett Police Department, accused of attempting to sell oxycodone, said Sgt. Robert Goetz of the Everett Police Department.

Two plain-clothes officers from the department were in the bathroom when they heard the man answer his cell phone and attempt make a deal for the drugs, Goetz said.

The man made several other calls from inside the stall in an effort to sell the drugs, Goetz said.

When he exited the men’s room, the man was confronted by officers. When asked, the man told police he was trying to sell drugs and handed over his stash of drugs to the officers, Goetz said.

He was arrested and booked into the Snohomish County Jail for possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver.

He has not yet been charged.

Jackie_Blu
01-29-2009, 09:51 AM
LMAO wonder if they'll make it in the Darwin Awards this year hahaha

jeanea33
01-29-2009, 10:25 AM
lmao

JKATHERINE
01-29-2009, 07:16 PM
LMAO! Loved the video, too!