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ElleGee
01-27-2009, 05:53 PM
when I picked out my last mates.. Srsly.

My ex husband who decided it was a sewpuuur idea to not go to court for our divorce wants to go back to court to get his CS from being garnished from his check...

Had the genius gone to court for the divorce hearing he could have at leat asked.. he wouldn't have gotten it , but he could've at least gone.

Now Einstein is going to pay 1,500.00 for a lawyer when he could've paid for half our divorce and had it 'taken care of' (even though the judge would have denied it)

My daughter's father decided that my DD could get her belly button pierced for her 15th birthday. Now her getting it done doesn't bug me as much as he knew I was going to take her to do it on her 16th and did not consult me on where she got it done..

Somehow it ended up as a screaming match and after he called me a few choice names and I wished him more boils on his @ss (he's prone to them ) and said I was going to tell all my friends about his 'affliction' (so now you know :) ) So I got hung up on... :)

aaaaand the cherry on the proverbial hand grenade of shizzle... My son's dad was talking to me on the phone and other than his kissing my a$$ (which right now he should be.) He sits on a recliner, reclines it and squished his roommates daughters cat..The cat got into the inner part of the recliner somehow. So he is supposed to call me back and let me know how the cat is doing.. I thought it was his roommates baby crying but it was the cat. It literally squeezed the poop out of it and I hung up with him after that.. Poor thing

OK yeah it was an accident but it just tops off my Circ de So Geiness of the past 3 hours....
*deep breath/merlot
/vent

krisharry
01-27-2009, 05:57 PM
Well try and look on the bright side, they are your exes right? No one would doubt your thinking on that.

pepperpot
01-27-2009, 05:58 PM
Oh boy, poor cat.....:yikes


So his affliction is 'boils on the a$$"? :lol

1luckylady
01-27-2009, 05:59 PM
STOP!! Take a big breath and a bigger drink of merlot. I wish I could help you hon but I can't. Men are such dumb a$$es sometimes.

ElleGee
01-27-2009, 06:01 PM
Oh boy, poor cat.....:yikes


So his affliction is 'boils on the a$$"? :lol

Oh yeah. lol my daughter tells me everytime he has to go to the doc's to get them treated.. His wife is this 22 year old ditzy thing that tells Sam everything b/c she and her are 'friends' *gag me* I wasn't supposed to find that out apparently

WtPlover
01-27-2009, 06:13 PM
sucks to be them lmao non custodial dads are such jerks they think that we have it easy because we get the child support but they don't stop to think that rent and utilities and groceries and clothes the money don't stretch that far let him take you back to court he will get to pay the lawyer and court costs and get smacked in the face with the judge says no no no

fleabones3
01-27-2009, 07:31 PM
Aww the poor cat hope he is ok

Hope the ex gets more boils on more than just his azz, and the ditz gets them too, and the other ex.. well, kick his azz lol

pepperpot
01-27-2009, 07:35 PM
Hope the ex gets more boils on more than just his azz, and the ditz gets them too, and the other ex.. well, kick his azz lol

Boils on the a$$.....:rolling:


Be sure to tell him we're laughing! :lol

ElleGee
01-27-2009, 07:43 PM
Boils on the a$$.....:rolling:


Be sure to tell him we're laughing! :lol

Oh I will :) What's he going to do? Sue me? First he has to prove he doesn't get boils on his @$$ *cheesy grin*

Character witnesses would be a hoot! Oh man.. I am rolling at the thought lol

lucimPI
01-27-2009, 09:56 PM
May the boil fairy nail both of them for at least --I am feeling rather kind tonight--50 boils per month, that ought to keep them on their toes. OMG, I love that, boils on their a$$, keeping them on their toes. Some ex's really can be the pits can't they, if you ever want a day ruined talk to one of them.

Sorry your having to go through all this.

T-shirts
Boil Butt
I have boils on my Arse
The boil fairy was here
I'd sit if I could (picture of boil)
You'd stand to if you had this on your butt (picture of boil)
I heart boils
My butt boils for you
I'd be a perfect a$$, except for the boils

Sorry- got carried away.

VenuStar
01-28-2009, 06:33 PM
my hubby killed one of our kittens that way...laying back in the recliner...sad sad day.

Mary Jo
01-28-2009, 07:04 PM
I don't know where you live but here you have to have paid CS for at least 3 straight years before Social Services will even consider a modification of CS and then it take months and months for it to go into effect.
Let the geniass pay a lawyer. It probably won't change a thing except tick off the bimbo. Priceless!

msmom79
01-28-2009, 07:36 PM
wow-alls i can say is hugs to you-you must be going through hell with these 2 guys

CLARKS4
01-28-2009, 09:27 PM
:hug not sure what else to say