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JKATHERINE

01-23-2009, 02:23 PM

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/act/1004079470.html

I will give you a Tuna Fish Sandwich if you play tennis with me (Brighton)

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Date: 2009-01-23, 3:19AM EST

I make the very best tuna fish sandwiches in the world. Lots of paprika, coriander and my special mystery ingredient. If you play tennis with me, I will give you one of my indescribable tuna fish sandwiches to eat. And I will watch you eat the tuna fish sandwich. And I will watch you become one with the tuna fish sandwich. After you have completely ingested the tuna fish sandwich and digested it, I will eat you and become one with your tennis game. I and my tuna fish sandwiches await the inevitable.

Location: Brighton
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PostingID: 1004079470

speedygirl

01-23-2009, 02:27 PM

LOL. That's where DS lives. It looks like the work of a Harvard, BC or MIT kid.

lucimPI

01-23-2009, 02:28 PM

WOW, now that post was way over the wall.

JKATHERINE

01-23-2009, 02:31 PM

LOL. That's where DS lives. It looks like the work of a Harvard, BC or MIT kid.

My sister-in-law lives there, too!

pepperpot

01-23-2009, 02:34 PM

:lol must say...it's original...sick, but original.....:lol

Shann

01-23-2009, 02:58 PM

LOL although reading "tuna fish sandwich" many times turned my tummy.. That alone would keep me from answering the ad ;) :p

CLARKS4

01-23-2009, 04:44 PM

:rolleyes: :dontknow:

Jackie_Blu

01-23-2009, 04:47 PM

lol I always liked tuna fish sandwiches......now I'm not so sure...

April78945

01-23-2009, 09:43 PM

Wonder what the special ingredient is.

I was born there :)

Lild

01-23-2009, 09:59 PM

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.... that's f'in gross....nasty ho'

speedygirl

01-23-2009, 11:02 PM

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.... that's f'in gross....nasty ho'

Hah! So you took it the way I originally did. Then I thought, nah, get your mind out of the gutter. Now you've helped me affirm that my first impression was probably right. especially since it was posted in the booty call hours of the morning.

gemini26

01-23-2009, 11:39 PM

OMFG!!!! I couldn't stop laughing at this. One of my daily amusements is to read craigslist ads. lol

dangerousfem

01-24-2009, 10:49 AM

Hah! So you took it the way I originally did. Then I thought, nah, get your mind out of the gutter. Now you've helped me affirm that my first impression was probably right. especially since it was posted in the booty call hours of the morning.

I never took this as a sexual thing..LOL.. that is too funny!