I need sex

[April78945]

Sorry. I know I am being piggish, but I really need to have sex. I've been with this guy for a while and we used to have sex but I decided I wanted to wait until after my divorce was final so I didn't feel so icky (we didn't have sex of anything else while I was still *with* Wayne), plus I don't want to introduce sme new guy to my kids while they are still hurting from their dad leaving. I didn't plan on having ANY relationships for a few years, but this sort of happened (he is an ex from 10 years ago and we never could get it right before and now got it. My kids know him but not like that. I'm not jumping the gun until I am SURE about him. Last thing they need is a string of "uncles")...but hot damn I am about to break!!!!

That is al :)

[Quaker_Parrots]

You could always get a a visit from Uncle B.O.B. lol.

[Jackie_Blu]

You could always get a a visit from Uncle B.O.B. lol.

:top: :rolling

[Fiabug]

I soooooooooo know what you mean. It's been quite a while for me as well.

I use to be able to call my ex-bf but he's mad at me for something stupid so I guess he's punishing me by not calling me.

However it's been so long since I've been in a relationship with someone new the idea of all the sex stuff is weird for me. LOL I'm scared I'd jump that person's bones to soon. Oh well.....

I don't know BOB myself because I've never had the guts to go buy me a BOB. :lol:

[freeby4me]

I soooooooooo know what you mean. It's been quite a while for me as well.

I use to be able to call my ex-bf but he's mad at me for something stupid so I guess he's punishing me by not calling me.

However it's been so long since I've been in a relationship with someone new the idea of all the sex stuff is weird for me. LOL I'm scared I'd jump that person's bones to soon. Oh well.....

I don't know BOB myself because I've never had the guts to go buy me a BOB. :lol:

Go to adameve. com lol nobody will ever know, unless of course someone else opens packages that come for you LOL

[Fiabug]

Go to adameve. com lol nobody will ever know, unless of course someone else opens packages that come for you LOL

Still wouldn't help me I don't own a credit card nor atm card. :rofl:

[Mom2-3boys]

You could always get a a visit from Uncle B.O.B. lol.

I agree but the Uncle part for me is pretty creepy cause I do have an Uncle Bob LOL but get yourself a B.O.B!!

[Mom2-3boys]

http://www.slumberparties.com/ is a good place to shop you could find a consutant in your area and call it's very private!

[freeby4me]

Still wouldn't help me I don't own a credit card nor atm card. :rofl:

aha, but they do take paypal LOL

[Jackie_Blu]

http://www.slumberparties.com/ is a good place to shop you could find a consutant in your area and call it's very private!

Or you could go to another town..find one of "those shops", don a scarf/hat, and sunglasses, waltz in and just pick one out:) ;)(not that I have done this......the idea just popped in my head LOL)

[Mom2-3boys]

http://www.slumberparties.com/ is a good place to shop you could find a consutant in your area and call it's very private!

Hey better yet go to the site find a consultant and have yourself a party with your friends. It's so fun!

[IthinkNOT!]

OMG, this just reminded me. Last semester my psych teacher was saying that women would always be jealous of men because we don't have a penis. One girl in the class spoke up and said "But I do have a penis, it's bigger than most and in my nightstand drawer". The whole class was LMAO!

[Kelsey1224]

OMG, this just reminded me. Last semester my psych teacher was saying that women would always be jealous of men because we don't have a penis. One girl in the class spoke up and said "But I do have a penis, it's bigger than most and in my nightstand drawer". The whole class was LMAO!

I love it!!! I had a psychology teacher (many years ago) who said the same thing. I responded, "Maybe...but men have always resented that it is the woman who bears the child!" I got a round of applause for that comment.

(Of course...no one ever thought a man would have a baby...)

[Char]

Drugstore.com has a HUGE, fine selection !

[Char]

You could always get a a visit from Uncle B.O.B. lol.

That was exactly my first thoughts !

[galeane29]

LMAO the subjects that we talk about on BBS

Our ( mine and dh) collection is from adameve.com

I got in on a great deal last week and got $200 work of
goodies for $50 and change. ;)

[Fiabug]

aha, but they do take paypal LOL


I suck so bad that I don't even do paypal. LOL

[Char]

LMAO the subjects that we talk about on BBS

Our ( mine and dh) collection is from adameve.com

I got in on a great deal last week and got $200 work of
goodies for $50 and change. ;)


LMAO !! ITA !!

Drugstore had the 'original rabbit' for $39.99... FYI ! LOL! :wings

Hey... wanna compare 'toy drawers' ?! LMAO !

[Char]

Oh..........LOL!


When my DH wasn't working (he was in nursing school), he said he wanted to be a male gigolo.......LOL! Get this... he said "I'm not any good, but I'm slow" :wings

[Mom2-3boys]

LOL I prefer my parties lol the consultant I book through has a couple gun cases that she carries all her "items" in I asked her what she would do if she were ever pulled over and the police ask to see what's in the cases LOL she just laughs, anyway you can see how they work and such instead of judging by a picture before making your decision. Fun Stuff!

[galeane29]

LMAO !! ITA !!

Drugstore had the 'original rabbit' for $39.99... FYI ! LOL! :wings

Hey... wanna compare 'toy drawers' ?! LMAO !


Hey, I've been looking for the rabbit for a decent price, Thanks! LOL

I think we are about to graduate to a toy chest. LMAO

[galeane29]

Hey April....

You can always get your bf one of those clone a willy kits and give you the
CLONE so you can use it ;) LOL

[April78945]

The most hilarious part of this whole thread is that the guy I am seeig is named Bob. LMAO

And Adam and eve is on my speed dial already :)

[ElleGee]

I am trying to get out of it lately.. I'd let you borrow the dh but I have this thing about not sharing :)

[andreame70]

Oh for crying out loud girl, just send the kids to Grandma, a babysitter or a friends house overnight and throw it on him. Why are you depriving yourself? I understand all about not introducing the kids to him that way and all, but they don't have to be in the house. There is no way for them to know unless you tell them and I highly doubt you would do that! LOL

[IthinkNOT!]

I second that motion!

And while your at it, get enough for both of us...LOL :)

[tsquared]

There is always craigslist.....................

[speedygirl]

Oh for crying out loud girl, just send the kids to Grandma, a babysitter or a friends house overnight and throw it on him. Why are you depriving yourself? I understand all about not introducing the kids to him that way and all, but they don't have to be in the house. There is no way for them to know unless you tell them and I highly doubt you would do that! LOL

:yeah

[ElleGee]

There is always craigslist.....................

LOL :slap

[galeane29]

There is always craigslist.....................

EWWWW!!

[IthinkNOT!]

or if you are desperate you can always go to this site and get some ideas....


*******VERY ADULT******
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/

[Jackie_Blu]

Hey April....

You can always get your bf one of those clone a willy kits and give you the
CLONE so you can use it ;) LOL

willy?? :willy: :rolling

[galeane29]

willy?? :willy: :rolling

That's what it is called LMAO
And it' suits my dh, his middle name is Willard LOL
http://www.cloneawilly.com/

[DBackFan]

or if you are desperate you can always go to this site and get some ideas....


*******VERY ADULT******
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/

OMG these are great :rolling

[Char]

EWWWW!!

LOL! I'm going to add a few W's to your EWWWWWWWWWW !

[Char]

OMG these are great :rolling


LOL! I had no idea this site existed ! Oh yea... I'm passing this link on !

[speedygirl]

or if you are desperate you can always go to this site and get some ideas....


*******VERY ADULT******
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/

LMAO!!! The Big Bag Bounce is hysterical!http://www.bigbigforums.com/images/smilies/rolling.gif

[CAMSmama]

Has anyone been to Spencer's lately?? They have a pretty nice selection now and they don't cost too much either.

[dv8grl]

I would be afraid you would pee on me.
Some people are into that....

[pepperpot]

....and you need this for afterwards (http://www.bigbigforums.com/big-deals-board/605438-creepy-christmas-gift.html#post96057005)......it doesn't snore...;)

http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/MLB10048158.jpg

:lol

[luvcub]

omg,you all are to funny,lmao,give me more,wohooooooooo

[krisharry]

So April, did you jump his bones yet? Did you get your release? LOL

[janelle]

So that is the web site where that guy who got his willy caught in the park bench got his crazy idea. Idiot. Good thing he had a cell phone to call for help. Had to take him and the whole top of the bench to the hospital to release him from it. It was even on TV. LMAO

[ElleGee]

So April, did you jump his bones yet? Did you get your release? LOL

http://www.tardis.ed.ac.uk/~kate/images/boy%20eating%20popcorn.jpg

[Wildkats]

Lol

[IthinkNOT!]

http://www.tardis.ed.ac.uk/~kate/images/boy%20eating%20popcorn.jpg
Inquiring minds want to know.....

[DezaRay24]

OMG I just have to laugh at this post TOO FUNNY! Love it!!!!
I hope you got you some good hot booty!!! We all need it now and again or we start bitting heads of people for no reason hahha

[ma4angels]

What is that three letter word it alludes me with weird hours and alot of kids.
I loved this, you guys are funny. I agree with others if you can when the kids are gone go for it.

[April78945]

Ok I got mine. :)
Picked him up from work and we went to his studio (he is in a band) and had some afternoon delight and then I took him back to work. I feel MUCH better now :)

[ElleGee]

Yay!!!

[Mom2-3boys]

WooHoo Good for you!!

[Urban Cowgirl]

LMAO the subjects that we talk about on BBS

Our ( mine and dh) collection is from adameve.com

I got in on a great deal last week and got $200 work of
goodies for $50 and change. ;)


sooooo Um why didn't you share in bigbigdeals??