Jolie Rouge
10-27-2008, 08:50 AM
Top Ten Reasons Why Halloween is Better Than SEX
~~10~~ You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack
~~9~~ If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again
~~8~~ The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some
~~7~~ You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy
~~6~~ The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else
~~5~~ 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy
~~4~~ If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months
~~3~~ It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning
~~2~~ Much less guilt the next morning
~~1~~ If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!
~~10~~ You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack
~~9~~ If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again
~~8~~ The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some
~~7~~ You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy
~~6~~ The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else
~~5~~ 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy
~~4~~ If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months
~~3~~ It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning
~~2~~ Much less guilt the next morning
~~1~~ If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!