Email Warning...

[galeane29]

If you receive an e-mail entitled 'Bedtimes,' delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your soda.
FOR GOSH SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING? ?
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine If the 'Bedtimes' message is opened in a Windows XP environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub of water. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
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WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.

[CLARKS4]

:rolling

[jedmatters]

And all this time, I thought those happened because I had a teenager!!!!

Wish I had gotten this email sooner :dancing:

[Anig2u]

OMG..I was reading thinking holy shyt those viruses are getting worse & worse LMAO

[LuvBigRip]

I wonder if this virus is the one at caused my circuit to trip this morning while I was in the shower at 5:45 am, causing me to finish the shower in dark and having to go outside, in the dark with a wet head, when it was 20*. Damn viruses!!

[Lild]

LOL
Dang, that is a harsh one huh