Army-Mom
09-10-2008, 10:21 AM
Happily Ever Married
> >
> > A couple had only been married for two weeks and the
> > husband, although
> > very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town
> > and party with
> > his old buddies.
> >
> > So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right
> > back.'
> >
> > 'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife.
> >
> > 'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he
> > answered. I'm going to have a
> > beer.'
> >
> > The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She
> > opened the door to the
> > refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer,
> > brands from 12
> > different countries, including Germany , Holland , Japan
> > and India .
> >
> > The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing
> > that he could
> > think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop...but at the
> > bar...you know...they
> > have frozen glasses...'
> >
> > He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife
> > interrupted him
> > by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?'
> > She took a huge beer
> > mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting
> > chills just
> > holding it.
> >
> > The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie
> > Roll, but at the
> > bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really
> > delicious..I won't be
> > long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
> >
> > 'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?' She
> > opened the oven and took
> > out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken
> > wings, pigs in
> > blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.
> >
> > 'But my sweet honey..at the bar....you know there's
> > swearing, dirty
> > words and all that...'
> >
> > 'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?
> >
> > LISTEN UP CHICKEN ****! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL
> > UP, DRINK YOUR
> > BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES
> > BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED
> > ASS ISN'T GOING TO NO DAMNED BAR! THAT **** IS OVER,
> > GOT IT, JACKASS?'
> >
> > And they lived happily ever after.
> >
> > Isn't that a sweet story?
> >
> > MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP
> >
>
>
>
> >
> > A couple had only been married for two weeks and the
> > husband, although
> > very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town
> > and party with
> > his old buddies.
> >
> > So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right
> > back.'
> >
> > 'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife.
> >
> > 'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he
> > answered. I'm going to have a
> > beer.'
> >
> > The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She
> > opened the door to the
> > refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer,
> > brands from 12
> > different countries, including Germany , Holland , Japan
> > and India .
> >
> > The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing
> > that he could
> > think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop...but at the
> > bar...you know...they
> > have frozen glasses...'
> >
> > He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife
> > interrupted him
> > by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?'
> > She took a huge beer
> > mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting
> > chills just
> > holding it.
> >
> > The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie
> > Roll, but at the
> > bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really
> > delicious..I won't be
> > long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
> >
> > 'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?' She
> > opened the oven and took
> > out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken
> > wings, pigs in
> > blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.
> >
> > 'But my sweet honey..at the bar....you know there's
> > swearing, dirty
> > words and all that...'
> >
> > 'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?
> >
> > LISTEN UP CHICKEN ****! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL
> > UP, DRINK YOUR
> > BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES
> > BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED
> > ASS ISN'T GOING TO NO DAMNED BAR! THAT **** IS OVER,
> > GOT IT, JACKASS?'
> >
> > And they lived happily ever after.
> >
> > Isn't that a sweet story?
> >
> > MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP
> >
>
>
>