Come Play With me**ADULTS ONLY***

[Renrut]

Okay, so those that are on my myspace page will see this as a bulletin but I was cracking up and wated to see what you all came up with.

Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, choose ONE definition to place below...





1) Your name? Michelle
Hebrew meaning "like God"...michelle's are often Leo's, astonishingly gorgeous, very athletic, dark hair and usually curly/waivy/thick, another thing is that almost all Michelle's have similar noses.








2) Your age? 37
The number of men a woman must give a blowjobs to in order to become a slut (see the movie "Clerks").







3) One of your friends? Bryan(LMAO he is gonna trip on this one)
A general term, originating in the midwest, for a reformed gangsta who often has relapses to his former being. Despite the fact that he is only truly viewed as a hardcore thug by suburbians and white dudes, he is usually still respected by the *****s and has a reputation for holding his own, getting the job done, and/or having a fat wallet. Bryans are also know for their ability to be able to talk to *****s AND speak 'white'
White Kid 1: Oh no I sense that Bryan is making his way here
(The Bryan walks up)
White Kid 2: Please don't bust a cap in my cracker arse!
(The Bryan stands there, wondering WTF!?)

Black Guy to another Black Guy: "Damn *****! How you get honky to sell you that cutty so cheap? Always a hustla fo real, Bryan be runnin things in crackasville, huh"








4) What should you be doing? sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.




5) Favorite color? baby blue

a baby choking to death, turning them an engaging blue colour.
oh **** my baby ate it's rattle!!!!
now the bloody things blue!





6) Hometown?Appleton
a sweet city.. lots of hot boys and girls
appleton is a sweet city with lots to do!


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7) Month of your birthday? August

The worst month of the year.
Did you know that more people die in august than in any other month?








8) Last person you talked to on the phone?Greg

Someone who skips School on a monday.

Person1: Where's Greg?
Person2: It's Monday
Person1: Oh yea

Person1: Where you were yesterday?
Person2: Oh, i was pulling a greg

[IthinkNOT!]

1)amy
to take, hold, or steal your heart. a person who is a soulmate. a good lover.
she pulled an amy on my heart. (she stole or holds my heart)
my heart was amyied. (my heart was stolen)
watch out she will amy you. (she will steal your heart)
you have yourself an amy. (you have yourself a soulmate)

2)31
turkish symbol for masturbation
- 3 is the hand
- 1 is the cock

3)Jamie
i) A "Jamie" is a term used for a larger than life penis

ii) "Jamie" is the god of sexual intercourse.
i) Man goes up to a girl in a bar...

"Heyyyyy, my friend Jamie thinks you're hot!, would you like to meet him?

ii) Girl to her friend.

"OMG OMG OMG he filled me RIGHT UP, that guy is SUCH a Jamie!"

4)studying
a term used in reference to doing school work. it also ends in the word dying, and slowly leads to it.
I am studying for my exams, which is a load of bull****

5)Yellow

1. The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between orange and green.
2. A racist remark based on the skin color of Asians.
3. That song by Coldplay.
"Yellow" by Coldplay:

~Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow.~

6)Washington

1) A state in the northwest United States on the Pacific Ocean
2) The 42nd state to join the union.
3) Often confused with Washington, D.C.
Person 1: I'm from Washington.
Person 2: D.C. or the state?
Person 1: If I meant Washington, D.C. I would've said it.

7) august

The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
You look August tonight my love!

8)marie

A French variation of Mary. Also, the name for that irresistibly mysterious girl whom you see around often, yet know nothing about.
The French call her Marie, but I would call her absolutely divine.

[sheila_361]

1) Your name? Sheila
A sheila is a worshiping word for a beatiful mysterious woman that one of your mates knows on a first name basis, but you have never met.







2) Your age? 45
Meaning hello on the phone by pushing 45.





3) One of your friends? The name "Sarah" is translated from the Hebrew language. It means "Princess"...and rightly so!








4) What should you be doing? cleaning
Having fun with ur partner in a sexual manner.




5) Favorite color?purple
to look extremly sexy




6) Hometown?Atlanta, Ga

A city with lots of rich people in the north end, and lots of ghetto types in the south end. Also lots of traffic, new economy jobs, and Coca-cola.





7) Month of your birthday? June


The 6th month of the year, following May and followed by July.

June covers the zodiac signs Gemini and Cancer, and falls under the Chinese sign of the Snake.






8) Last person you talked to on the phone?Jeff

a fabulous name, anyone who has it should be proud, spontaneous (good in bed) ;) usually very sexy tall & thin (except for the few UNLUCKY Jeff's out there)

[Renrut]

Thanks, I got a crack up reading them. I like the name ones the best.

[Lild]

1) Your name?
According to Greek myth Apollo chased the dryad Daphne (Greek: ÄÜöíç, meaning "laurel"), daughter of Peneus. His infatuation was caused by an arrow from Eros, who was jealous because Apollo had made fun of his archery skills. Eros also claimed to be irritated by Apollo's singing. Daphne prayed to the river god Peneus to help her and he changed her into a Lauraceae tree, which became sacred to Apollo.

2) Your age?

Lysergic Acid Diethylamide-25. LSD, acid
Do you know where I can score a few hits of25?




3) One of your friends?

A shot of pineapple flavored rum mixed with 6 oz Red Bull, and served over ice
"Bartender, give me a Michelle!"

4) What should you be doing?

Code name for minors when smoking
Wanna go cleaning?

yea sure we'll go fishing for them first


5) Favorite color?
slang reference to the vagina
im gonna get me some pink

6) Hometown?
It isn't in there, lol


7) Month of your birthday? August

The worst month of the year.
Did you know that more people die in august than in any other month?


8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
A girl who is the BESTEST best friend and has a nose like squidward..

[Rachwes]

1) Your name? Rachel
The most edible female name
Rachel is sooo edible - especially with cream

2) Your age? 33
A code-word for weed that can be used anywhere without anyone knowing what you're actually talking about. It's an evolution of the 1337 spelling for weed - 'w33d' The 33 was then taken from the middle of the word and is used on its own. Comes straight out of Caterham! Brap brap!
'Dude, are we gonna get 33 for this weekend??'

'Yes man! I've got 33 - let's get blitzed!'

3) One of your friends? Jason
the only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year.
J - July
A - August
S- September
O - October
N - November

"Jason is a very unique name"

4) What should you be doing? Laundry
Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse."
A woman says to her husband "Can we do the laundry?" The man says to his wife, "I already did the laundry, it was a small load, so I did it by hand."

5) Favorite color? Blue
The feeling when u wake up at 7 in the morning and remembering it's a monday.
"i got the monday blues"

6) Hometown? Kingsport
A smallish city in NE Tennessee that consistently smells like hot chemical farts, because it is home to Eastman Chemical Company.
Man, you can tell by that smell that we're in kingsport.

7) Month of your birthday? January
One of the worst month's of the year for most people. Either after New Years, where as you did some so incredibly stupid you'll regret it forever. Or that your going back to work or school. Which either way you hate it.
Oh ****! It's January again.

8) Last person you talked to on the phone? Mark
the most sexy, erotic, flirtatious, hot stuff, bootylicious 4 letter word you'll ever see. If you spell it backwards, you get kram which according to urban dictionary means smoking weed/ganja/herb; how cool is that! I know you're impressed. If you take the mark out of supermarket, all you're left with is superet and that's pretty stupid cause why would you go out to the superet, it makes no sense. Mark means warlike, especially in bed if ya know what i mean. Its definitely the coolest word/name ever cause if you spell it frontwards and backwards, its different!!!
On your Mark, Get Set, Go!