PrincessArky
07-17-2008, 07:13 AM
A guy walks into the local welfare office to pick
up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know,
I just HATE drawing welfare, I'd really rather, have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your
timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man
who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes and he'll supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to
satisfy her sexual urges.
you'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above
the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year. '
The guy, wide-eyed, said, 'You're bull****tin' me!'
The social worker said, 'Yeah, well... you started it.'
up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know,
I just HATE drawing welfare, I'd really rather, have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your
timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man
who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes and he'll supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to
satisfy her sexual urges.
you'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above
the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year. '
The guy, wide-eyed, said, 'You're bull****tin' me!'
The social worker said, 'Yeah, well... you started it.'