Adra
06-19-2008, 05:58 AM
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. We've laughed at the fat women the skinny women the women with no teeth and the women with no butts. We've laughed at the men with the big bellies and tobacco plugs swelling a toothless jaw, and the men with no butts. We've taken in stride the puts downs and come on's, the trailer park jokes and white trash pokes. But friends, the mark of a red neck is a hard working person who's head is bent at hard work and his neck is exposed to a hot sun. So. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God.
If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those.
If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are.
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by
The phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10
Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of
'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your
Heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with
Great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor
intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't
Afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your
kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you like me,
have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.
God Bless the USA
If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those.
If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are.
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by
The phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10
Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of
'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your
Heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with
Great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor
intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't
Afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your
kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you like me,
have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.
God Bless the USA