My husband will KILL me..LMAO!

[DBackFan]

I swear I don't even think I can type this with a straight face...I laughed so hard I cried and I still am.
My husband worked late and so while he was in the shower I put a frozen pizza in the oven for him. He came out with a sly look on his face and I noticed he was wearing a thong I had bought him..lol I was like hmmm you must have ideas! I thought we were going to watch a movie? He said we are I just wanted to be sexy so I was all for that. ;)
Ok so we start the movie and I get him a couple hot slices of pizza and hand him his plate. Something is wrong with the VCR so he gets up for a second to grab the remote and FORGETS he set his plate right on the recliner where he was sitting and....YUP...you guessed it.. he SAT on scalding hot pizza and had cheese hanging off his cheeks. LMAO :rolling
I felt so bad later because he has a bad burn on his butt cheek and still I kept teasing. "How you gonna tell the guys at work you hurt your butt sweetie ? Oh I sat in pizza with a bare azz?! OMG I still can't quit laughing..LOL I will have to call him pizza cheeks for awhile.

[galeane29]

OMG that is hilarious. I could see it all unfold in my head haha

[atprm]

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa99/lorynia/windex.jpg

[Unicornmom77]

That is so hilarious! I bet you made that up so we would all send you some tighty whities!! LOL

[Qtxann315]

LOL that's hilarious!

[Kyla Kym]

:rolling All this talk about pizza, getting romantic, and ummm "moons" ;) reminded me of the song:


When the moon hits your eye
like a big pizza pie
That's amore :D

[Aloha from paradise]

Too funny!

[Shann]

OMFG :lol that's hilarious! I bet he won't be wearing that thong any time soon ;) LOL

OMG I had to come in here and add more, I didn't realize but after I posted at the top the banner said "the lesbian test" LMFAO!!! so does thong equal lesbian test? :lol

[tnfuhs]

That is too funny!

[April78945]

That's great!! *The banner I have up top is Christian Husband, which is pretty damn funny too*

[kidzpca]

I have Girls wearing thongs.....

ROFLMAO!...no pun intended LOL!

[Thawn]

LOL. Got a picture??? Make sure you take one!

[DAVESBABYDOLL]

:rolling All this talk about pizza, getting romantic, and ummm "moons" ;) reminded me of the song:


When the moon hits your eye
like a big pizza pie
That's amore :D

LMAO

[tonka06405]

TeeHee

[LuvBigRip]

OMG that is hysterical.

[Shancopp]

Did he still eat it????








bwhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Renrut]

Oh my, I am lmfao. Thanks needed that today!!

[sheila_361]

lmao, too funny!!

[uzjazz123]

I can't stop laughing.OMG!

[Jackie_Blu]

LMAO :rolling

[socks1211]

:rolling :rolling

[Unicornmom77]

Lol still laughing this AM!

Too Funny!

[Kelsey1224]

Oh my goodness!!! This is just the post this site has needed!!! I'm laughing so hard at my desk that people are asking me what it's about...LOL! Thanks for sharing.

[magickay]

:rolling All this talk about pizza, getting romantic, and ummm "moons" ;) reminded me of the song:


When the moon hits your eye
like a big pizza pie
That's amore :D

And along the same theme...

If you swim up the creek
And an eel bites your "cheek"
That's a moray!

:star:

[lucimPI]

OMG, that is soooo funny. I have heard of "hot lips" but never "hot cheeks".
Thanks for sharing. I do feel sorry for DH tho. It will be quite awhile before you can look at him without busting out laughing..

[CLARKS4]

LOL I needed that! I spit Coke all over my floor.

[catdance]

Thanks for the chuckle, I needed it..

[Anig2u]

ROFLMAO Sooooo much for being romantic huh!! hahahahahaha Poor guy!! lol

[galeane29]

Well , all I can say is ...he'll have to be on top for awhile


LMAO

[chib44]

I love your sence of humor that you for sharing lol Hope hubbys butt gets better

[Shancopp]

I still wanna know if he peeled the cheese off his butt, slapped it back on his slice and ate it!





;oP

[Vee030473]

Thank you... I needed a good laugh today!

[nanajoanie]

That is the funniest story ever. I visualized it being on video at AFV. hahahahaaa

PS - I don't find anything romantic about eating pizza since I'd rather have chocolate dipped fruit and a glass of wine.

If his butt burned you need to keep an aloe plant on hand.

[DezaRay24]

That is too darn funny! :hahaha: You should show him this thread! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[tracyb]

I will never look at a slice of pizza the same way again..lol.....

[DBackFan]

OMG...all of your resposes just had me cracking up all over again! :rolling

He actually got mad last night because I couldn't quit laughing and then this morning when he left for work I asked him how it was feeling and lost it again! I am so bad. I honestly feel awful that he has a genuine burn but its still the funniest thing I have ever seen happen in my life..lol

Oh and for enquiring minds he would NOT eat ANY of the pizza after that...like it was the pizzas fault. I wished I had the video camera as he sprinted to the bathroom to get a cold wash cloth with the cheese strings hangin' off :rolling

I told him I need to put aloe on it but he just keeps saying I'm fine now but its a red welt about as big as a baseball on the left cheek.

[lucimPI]

[QUOTE=Shancopp;95914940]I still wanna know if he peeled the cheese off his butt, slapped it back on his slice and ate it!

Cause that is what "real men" do!!!!:bootyshake:

[peaceluver]

Thanks for that laugh. I am so glad I didn't take a drink while reading it.

[lucimPI]

Just read all this to DH and he says "shame on us for laughing". Something about it being easy for us to laugh it isn't our butt that is burned. He also to me to tell you that He sure feels sorry for your DH and hopes all will be OK soon. (I think he can see himself in the same situation) AS for me, I still think it is the funniest thing I have read in ages.

[lymi]

Oh, I am laughing so hard. Why is it some of the most painful or embarassing things are the funniest? Poor guy. But thanks for the laugh.
I told my husband to read this. I went to the other room to fold the laundry. He starts reading it and I hear , "oh no". I just started laughing again

[rivercats1]

Wow that's got to hurt:hahaha: :rolling

[Rogerslmc]

OMFG :lol that's hilarious! I bet he won't be wearing that thong any time soon ;) LOL

OMG I had to come in here and add more, I didn't realize but after I posted at the top the banner said "the lesbian test" LMFAO!!! so does thong equal lesbian test? :lol

?????????????

[Rogerslmc]

Well , all I can say is ...he'll have to be on top for awhile


LMAO

BS! Why do we women rule? LOL. JK!

[purplerose23]

The poor guy!!! I can just see it, he was trying to plan well, something...good.........and it goes bad! Sounds like me and my guy sometimes!!!


I am sure he will heal, but the story was great! It made me spit my drink on the screen and my other half had to lean in and see what that was about! He got a kick out of it too and did sympathize with his ows and holding his cheek!

[magickay]

Shared this story w/ a co-worker this morning and had such a good laugh...but we wanted to know if you offered to 'kiss it and make it better'...

LOL!

:bootyshake: :groupsmilie: